Oh I'm stressed out about the neighbour, not that I have heard from her in the last few days.
I've put the dog outside and sat in the lounge room for hours watching TV and not a sound from him.
I've typed on my laptop until the wee small hours and nothing, not even a yip.
I've come down in the middle of the night, 3am, on several occasions, and sat in the dark for a few hours determined to hear him bark, if he barks, and not a sound.
All I've heard him do is a very characteristic bulldog snore from his kennel.
I spoke to my neighbour directly next door and while I didn't ask about his barking specifically, she asked about him in such glowing terms she clearly isn't a neighbour who is kept awake by a dog barking.
I spoke to Jackson, my other neighbour and he replied, "I didn't even realise you had got a dog, mate."
I'm nervous when I put him outside at night. When I am in bed I think every noise is a dog barking.
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