A girl at work asked me how many sexual partners had I had in my life.
Don't know, I said. I've lost count.
Just a ball park figure, she said.
Don't know, I said. I really don't. I remember one month I counted them up and it was twenty. But, I didn't want to tell her that.
Come on, you must have some idea, she said.
One a month, I said. But I knew sometimes it was one a week. I knew sometimes it was one a night. But the look on her face at one a month told me not to go any higher. She looked shocked at that.
Over how many years? (I said nervously)
Five, I said. Trying to do the additions in my head, as I said it. (Of course, it is more than five years)
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