Wednesday, April 30, 2008

110%

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...

it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% <>

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Arse kissing that will put you over the top.

'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Left & Right

The difference between right and left ideology, is that the right with find fault and lay blame and then fix the problem. The left will accept the blame collectively and then fix the problem.

Monday, April 28, 2008

The dead

I never think it is good for my soul to look at images of dead human beings. Those eyes with the life gone, those bodies with the flame snuffed out, can only frighten me, pull me out of my dreams.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Hey Jack

I went out last night and met a nice country boy named Jack.

We get there at the same time; our eyes meet. He smiles sweetly; dirty-blond hair, blue eyes. Kind smile. I pick up my drink. He is next up and waiting. I step away from the bar; my head turns, meeting his gaze.
I pick up a cup and fill it with coffee.
When I look back he is talking to the barman; I head to the video room. It is quiet. There is a fat young man sitting against the old safe whose eyes follow me. I sit up the back in the dark. The DVD is stuck. Play, says the screen.
I can see some guys enter. The light is dim; I can only see form.
A body appears around the partition. There's that smile, again, as he squints into the dark. He is standing looking at me. He turns and disappears.
Nothing to see here, I think. I swig my coffee and head up stairs myself. The fat boy looks after me, still sitting against the safe.
The top floor is quiet. He's standing at the pipe wall. I walk passed him. His eyes follow mine.
I do a lap and stop back at the pipe wall. He's gone. He appears, seemingly, out of the dark. He sits and looks at me, a few feet away. He's got really nice eyes.
He gets up and disappears up a corridor. I watch him go. There's soul music playing; some black diva singing from the pit of her stomach.
I slide along the pipe, so I can see up the corridor he disappeared into. He steps out of one room and heads into another. I walk to the doorway. He is sitting on the bed, waiting.
"Hi, I'm Jack," he says.
"Hi Jack," I say.
"How are you?"
"Good."
"Come in." I step into the room and sit next to him.
"Do you come here often?" He laughs.
"No, not so much," I say. I look up at the fake walls with no ceiling. Dim light. "I did once, couldn't get enough of it. Cock on demand, you know."
"All those guys..."
"Only so many hours."
"Thank god, you talk." He smiles. "So many guys won't. I hate it when they carry on with the strong, silent type attitude."
"Straight boys," I say. "They're the ones with girlfriends..."
"Pregnant wives, they get toey," Jack says. "You see it back home..."
"Back home?"
"Ballarat..."
"Ah, the coldest town on the planet," I say. "The place where the weather, I'm sure, has never been over single digits, every time I've been there. The busiest place on a Saturday night is the local beat. Car heaters. Jackets. Have you always lived there?"
"Born and bread," he says. "A nice country boy, that's me."
"Really?" I say "I like that in a man. I think, considering I don't know if I ever met a boy from Ballart, before. Bendigo. Golden Square."
"Where do you live?" he says.
"Just up the road."
"That's handy," he says.
"So, how often do you come here?" I ask. Handy?
He laughs. "No, not a lot. Probably twice this year," he says. "This being the second time."
"Yeah, me too. Same. I used to come lots. But now, not so much. Getting older, I guess."
"You're nice," says Jack. "Easy to talk to. I like you."
I laugh to myself. I like you too, Sunshine. I can't help but smile. You know that moment you realise you are attracted to someone. Blush. Sneak looks. That moment when you wonder if you are going to say anything.
"I like you too," I suddenly hear myself say."
"Good," he says. He reaches over me and closes the door.

We hang out afterwards. He's nice. Easy to be with. Handsome. Great kisser. He fills a pair of jeans well. We're going out for a drink next week.
The one problem is that he is six foot four. He's tall. I don't go for guys who are taller than me, generally. I'm five foot ten or eleven. Eye height or shorter that's how I like my men. Aby always said it was because tall men make me feel like a little girl. No, it's the eye thing, I'd say.
I make him stand down a step and he is perfect to kiss; sneaking kisses in a doorway in Smith Street. Straight couples catch us and smile. Parents walk passed, with kids, with straight faces. We laugh quietly, as the young son looks back at us. A group of straight boys could not help but smile and look away, shy.
I mean, we stopped kissing as they all approach, they'd have only seen fleetingly, if at all.
The rain falls softly. The world shines.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Initiation of the dawn

Christopher was home alone. It wasn't often that he was, not since Anna went away and Titania came to stay. A day to himself, alone.
He was wobbly on his feet, dazed. He couldn't quite remember the previous twenty four hours. All he knew was that it felt good to stop. He sat back on the couch and looked out at the day through the sliding doors at the back of the house. His mother had always told him that a north facing garden was a must, so it was the first feature ticked off his list when he looked for a house to buy. As he gazed out at the golden, milky sun sliding through the turquoise sky, he was thankful for the light, shadows, the dawn, as he squeezed his legs together, it felt good.
Big pupils. Fixed gaze. Hand waved in front of face, no response.
It was early morning, he wondered where Titania was as he did with Warren and Jimmy. He'd lost them as they left the last club. Titania hadn't looked too good and he'd been worried about her. He'd told Jimmy not to give her that pill, but Jimmy hadn't listened. Christopher had meant to take her home, but somehow he'd ended up standing on that footpath alone, suddenly. Where they'd gone he hadn't had a clue. So he got in the taxi, that just pulled up in front of him out of no where. He heard himself mumble Carlton, before the taxi took off at break neck speed up Collins Street.
Where the hell did they go, he thought? Closely followed by who was he with? Oh yes, Titania. It was Titania he was worried about.
He felt quite lop-sided, as he sat gazing off into space, on the couch. His eyes were heavy, hard to keep open. His face felt tight, like it was trying to take on another shape, like a shape-shifter, or beetles under the skin. The light was bright and he could only half open his eye lids. Bright light, disconnect, every thing on an angle. Something was moving about in his pants. He jumped and then laughed. It was his hand, his own fucking hand. It felt like it was someone else's, which he, assumed, he should actually find appealing. Someone's hand in his pants, except the fucking thing scared him. Something. Fuck knows. He laughed. Throaty. Too many cigarettes. He didn't usually smoke, but they just seemed to go with the beers Warren was buying.
Jesus, fuck me, he thought. He put both his hands to his side where he knew where they were. Where he could see them. His head spun. His jaw shivered. He got the giggles, but he wasn't sure at what. Just the giggles. He slid sideways in the seat.
Suddenly, he needed a piss, he fell over as he got up, landing on his stomach. He wasn't sure that he hadn't pissed himself. He slid his hand down feeling for wetness but there was nothing. He lay his face on the carpet and wondered if he'd ever be straight again. He felt like he was sinking, face first, down a tunnel, which felt good. He leant forward, as if to slip away...
He pushed his hard cock into the carpet, rode his body onto it and thought it wouldn't take much. He rolled his hips, pushed forward on the shaft. Rolled over it. Rolled over it again. His shoulders shook, the shake vibrating down through his hips, hard-on, legs. He clung to the pillow with both arms. hold tight. Pushed forward and held it. He groaned. Exhausted. He closed his eyes and lay his head sideways across the pillow. He pushed gently from his thighs. It felt good, as he slid into sleep.

"Christopher?"
"Christopher?"
Someone was saying his name. It was dark, the ice caps were melting. The flying pterodactyls had disappeared, for the moment.
"Christopher."
He could feel a hand on his shoulder. He was being shaken gently.
His eyes felt crusty, stuck together. There was something rough on the tip of his nose. It felt coarse, like thick, woollen material, or carpet. Where was he? He jerked his head backwards and remembered he was laying face down on the rug.
"Christopher, you vake. Oh good." It was Titania, she was gazing down at him, sweetly. Her face went in and out of focus.
"I lost you," croaked Christopher's voice. It was so croaky he wondered momentarily if it was he, or somebody else, speaking.
"It crazy," said Titania. "People pushing, people come, people go. Jimmy & Varren vanted something, I don't know and vhen I looked round you not there."
"When I looked around." Christopher sat up. "You were gone... too."
Tatiana climbed into Christopher's lap and her lips were suddenly on his. They were kissing, unexpectedly. Her short skirt rode up around her hips, her moistening panties pushed down on him. "I miss you," she said. "I vant you. Don't leave me again."

Blood exchange now complete. Switch brain to standby. All valves open. Drop balls. Precum, operational. Only lips engaged in head circuitry. Full thrust!

Friday, April 25, 2008

Thursday night at the Laird

Smoked crystal with Shane and headed to the Laird last night. There was a good DJ playing. David followed later. His finger's twitched when he saw the crack pipe, as we all call it. He had a problem with it once and now he can't. But you should see how interested he got in every stage of our process, couldn't take his eyes of us - grinning, wide-eyed. Are you going to have more? he said, when we looked like we'd finished.
Laurence, a friend of David and Shane, was meeting us there, with his date Michael – who, apparently, didn’t turn out to be so interesting, so we didn’t get to meet him. Laurence lived in London, with David, when they were both pups and have now known each other for years. Shane and Mark W. picked Laurence up and had a threeway with him, in Perth, some time ago, not sure why Perth, as Laurence lives in Sydney. Then Laurence picked up Mat at Mardi Gras, some time later, who told him he was having a torrid time in a threeway in Melbourne and Laurence worked out who Mat was by what Shane had told him. Then Laurence met up with David, old friends catching up when David was going out with Shane, as the new boy friend and parts of Laurence's life crashed into each other, right before his eyes.
Shane’s friend, Christian, from Perth, was also at the Laird. Shane and I hung out with him mostly, he's lots of fun. Christian is cute and cheeky and chatty. He said, he wished they had a bar like the Laird, in Perth. I’ve got to move here, he said. He's got the spark to just go up to anyone and start up a conversation. We'd often look around for him and there he'd be across the other side of the room chatting away. Maybe that’s a part of being a small town boy? Part of, what's become, their charm?
Shane forgot the joints and had to go home to get them. We'd drunk lots of beer, I just can't drive to a bar, especially one that is in walking distance. But Shane just got in his car and drove home and back, not a problem.
We stayed late in the beer garden. Christian resumed chatting up sexy Nick... whose cock he slipped out of a black jock strap, which was under his camouflage chaps, playing with it in the court yard. Nice dick, huge balls, sexy Nick, while we all passed the joint.
Off drugs, I’m not so cheap, said Nick, in his deep husky voice.
No joint for Christian though, doesn't drink, take drugs, drink tea or coffee, or hit up with sugar. He drank water all night and was the liveliest one of the lot of us. Thinking about it, he kept the sparkle in his sexy eyes, while we all turned glassy-eyed stares. The whole drug thing is really a myth, when you look at it and it's got a shit load of people sucked in.
But, then again, as I like to say, it's been like that since time began, when the first caveman sucked at an Oleander Bush, for the first time. Britain fought wars with China over them. It's as old a prostitution and you know what they say about that? The modern day scourge thing is a modern day construct, after we got governments and corporations who needed to control the thinking of the masses.
I know I'm saying two things here, that they don't work that we're probably more together off them... and that we've evolved on them, but what do I care, I'm off my head.
Got home late. Smoked a shit load of pot. Slept all day.

P.S. I woke up at 8pm, Friday. Watched Project Runway with David and woke up on the couch 4am Saturday morning.
I pinched the photo from eMack, I hope he doesn't mind. But, is this guy hot, or what? Facially, he looks like my ex-boyfriend Lauri and he has Manny's body, hairiness. And he has Lauri's bulge. What a combination Lauri and Manny, I think I just precum in my pants.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Brave new world

We're so technologically advanced and have evolved to such a point today that most of what we do depends on secret passwords. Maybe I'll make mine Abracadabra.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Morning Tram

There was a gorgeous dark-skinned boy, on the tram this morning, in a blue suit that fitted him so well. He was standing right next to me sitting. I loved those tell-tale darts in his pants, the ones that came in from all corners; up from the legs, down from the hips, finishing at the bump pushing out his fly. I could have taken it in my mouth, by leaning forward just a little.
I looked up at him. He was looking at me. He looked away.
I looked out the window and then looked back at him. Our eyes met. He smiled. I looked back out the window.
I could see him out of the corner of my eye, look down at the front of his pants, rolling his pelvis forward, subtly, as he looked down. Then he looked out the window on the other side of the tram.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Demetri

I ran my hand through his curly, black hair, scratching his head from front to back. He moved his head around languorously, in my palm, purring silently. As my hand slid to the crown of his head, he looked up at me with those big, sleepy, brown eyes and smiled, dreamily.

Monday, April 21, 2008

39 Steps

I went to see The 39 Steps, with Lottie, tonight. It was funny. It was clever with the actors playing multiple roles, often simultaneously. It was amusing the way stage-hands played the props, often changing in front of the audience's eyes. The actor's, at times, gave instructions for the props to appear and disappear, almost as if they were ad libbing, which was kind of charming.
Amusing spoof. Good dialogue and old fashioned fun.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Emus

Mark called around midday to say that the newly acquired emus were escaping and he needed someone to help him fix the wire on the orchard, where he is keeping them. Would I come up?
I was heading out over the undulating farm land passed Digger's Rest. Up over the hills, along the black ribbon of a road, under the clear blue sky and the sparkling sun stretching far ahead of me. As I came over one hill, there was a white 405 MI16 in the left hand lane, exactly the same as the one I used to own, which went up in flames. As I pulled up next to his driver's window, he smiled and I gazed at his handsome, blond, lightly bearded face, as he waved. I slowed down and pulled over into the left lane, just passed the car that was in front of him, which was the equivalent of getting down on my knees and sticking my arse in the air.
Come on, come on, I thought. I'm bored.
His right hand indicator came on, not long after and the Peugeot pulled into the right lane and accelerated. I pulled into the right lane, in front of him and we drove up the highway, fast, two by two, one behind the other. It was fun. I guess, boy's fun.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Day break

Warren had his arm resting over Jimmy's shoulders, as they shuffled along Victoria Parade. They were shirtless and Warren was drinking in Jimmy's skin through his - strong, soft. Warren was warm and alive and feeling no pain.
"A couple of poofters, who'd have thought," said Warren. He barely felt a twinge as he said that word. He didn't care. No inhibitions in the first, breeze of the morning.
Jimmy turned his head and kissed him. "Fuck, hey!" Jimmy smiled, his face was red. "What am I gonna tell mum?"
They walked through the Exhibition Gardens. The mist was starting to lift. Light was beginning to form.
"I don't care..." said Warren. He broke away and felt a huge surge of power, adrenalin, amphetamine. "I DON'T CARED," he yelled up into the upper most branches of the giant elms. "I DON'T CARE!" He spun with his arms out.
Warren rushed and grabbed Jimmy, feeling a surge of lust for him. They fell onto the grass together. "I want to have sex." Warren could feel his cock go hard." Right here and now." He rubbed his dick against Jimmy.
Jimmy laughed and pushed him away. He couldn't get the smile off his face, as he looked up and down the path. "Steady on buddy." Jimmy's face flushed with a smile, as he held Warren's gaze. Warren had never seen him look sexier. "Soon," Jimmy whispered. His face was pulsing in Warren's eyes. His eyes were barely open.
Jimmy ran off whooping. Warren sprinted after him. Warren felt like the Six Million Dollar man as he took off. His lungs were burning as he and Jimmy collapsed onto the cold grass one hundred metres away.

Jimmy tried to scramble away but Warren grabbed his hips and buried his face into Jimmy's shorts. Jimmy smelt like soap powder and sweat. Jimmy whimpered. Warren could feel it through his face, a kind of purr, through Jimmy's body. He was solid against Warren's face. He slid his hands over Jimmy's stomach up to his nipples, which he squeezed.
"Ahh," said Jimmy deep and low, as he sat up and rubbed Warren's hair, his head still in Jimmy's lap.
"You should see the sun rise," said Jimmy.
"I am," said Warren's muffled voice.
"It's beautiful," said Jimmy.
"Mmmm," said Warren.

They walked across the lawn towards Nicholson Street, each sneaking looks at the other. Catching each other. Laughing, coyly. Looking away. Looking back, the moment they each got a chance. Gazes held. The world revolved around them.
"We should tell Christopher," said Jimmy.
"Don't you think he already knows?" said Warren.
"Why would he?"
"After last night..."
"Why last night?"
"Besides." Warren laughed. "Titania has probably told him."
"Oh my God, Titania," said Jimmy, covering his face with his hands. "I'd tried to forget about... um, her... that."
"I don't care," said Warren. He ran between the giant elms, with his arms outstretched. "I'M A POOFTER!"
The morning was breaking through. The sun was beginning to cast shadows on the ground.
Jimmy walked after him. "Hey, before you tell the whole world..."
"JIMMY'S GOT A SORE ARSE!" yelled Warren. "WOOHOO! FIRST TIME!"
"HEY!" wailed Jimmy.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Zoom, zoom.

I left work early and headed along Spencer Street to pick up my car. New clutch, new main engine oil seal, new ball joints, driver side driving light, left-hand side parking light, recalibrated temperature gage, all things the R.A.C.V. missed. (If I haven't said it for a while, the R.A.C.V.'s mechanical checks aren't worth the paper they are printed on)
When I was nearly at the mechanics, a car came along Spencer Street behind me. That sounds good, I thought, as I looked around, it was mine being test driven.
The only thing left to do now, said Tony, is the exhaust, as he handed me the keys, just before I headed out the door. The proper exhaust will make a difference to the performance of the car. It'll get more air.
I wondered, what kind of exhaust note we could work on with the new exhaust, as I stalled the car twice, as Tony laughed. New clutch, he said.
Big difference, the new clutch, just goes to show how knackered the old one really was. I gunned it up Dudley Street, in celebration, slipping around the markets with the gentle GTI push in the back. Nippy and quick.
Zoom, zoom!

Nobody was home. I headed to bed around 20.30, I had new porn to watch, even if I wasn’t really going to admit that.
A group of people came home not long after. Chatted, played music, the smell of pot drifted up the stairs. They went out, came back about 23.00, then left at midnight, altogether. I should have got up. I should have gone down to chat. They probably went to The Laird. I should have gone too. Ah, well.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Day off

I started the day with a joint. I wasn't going to, had too many things to do. But, there I found myself at the mull bowl, mulli in hand. I was trying to be so quiet and I thought I was succeeding, until Shane announced. "You wouldn't be starting the day with a smoke, would you?"
Doh!
I told him that I hadn't been sure about coming clean, or not?
"I guess you just have," he replied.
David's gone to Sydney, for some crack-whore conference.
9.05am, good thing the mechanic isn't too far away. My mechanic doesn't open until 9am. Very civilised. Gotta rush.
In a split second decision, I decided to take La Trobe Street, instead of heading down Victoria to Dudley. 9.15, how much traffic could there be? It was the wrong decision, I have to conclude. Plain sailing until Queen, then almost bumper to bumper. Grrr!
Whoosh! head spins, as I walk back along Spencer.
Have guys suddenly got a lot cuter? Or is it me? Woof! Every where I looked, as the 86 sailed up Bourke.
Got home around 10am. Ate muesli, drank coffee, be still my beating head.
I managed to get down to Smith Street and get my hair cut. First time at the barber. My haircuts have gone up to $50, so I decided to try somewhere else. It seems all my mates are going to barbers, now. Short hair.
And, how cute is Sam of Fitzroy. Just my type. Dark, hairy, woggy, nice arse.
I looked in the mirror and my eyes looked like fire beacons. Half closed, but. (I managed another joint before I headed out for hair) I looked wasted. Sick, even. I kept my eyes down, after that. Which, was pretty much where Sam's full crotch was located. So, win, win!
Soldier on with Codral.

Pale Blue Bather...


Wednesday, April 16, 2008

It's all In the Smile

Young wog boys, twenty something for those who need to be specific, have sunshine in their faces. When they pass you in the street, your can almost smell the olive's in the Mediterranean. Black hair. White teeth. Often with "that" swagger.


Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Movies

Movie with best beginning - Shortbus

Movie with best ending - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Movie with the best bitchin - Dangerous Liaisons

Movie with the most screaming - Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf

First Adult Movie - Whatever Happened to Baby Jane

Best Sharing Movie with Dad - Duel

Movie with the best Cheese Cake recipe - The Effects Of Gamma Rays On Man In The Moon Marigolds

First Dirty Movie Watched With Your Parents - The Pornbroker

First Movie At The Drive Ins - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

First Movie for gay sex - Crusin - Toorak Drive In with Alex

First Adult Movie with Mum and "the Girls" - What's Up Doc

Monday, April 14, 2008

Love Song


I went to see Love Song @ M.T.C. I liked it. I thought it was captivating. Wonderful dialogue, even if I did think, initially, that the American accents were gong to annoy me, but they didn't. All the four actors were strong, engaging. We were in the smaller theatre, practically in the round, which was good for this play, you could see their faces. Not to take any thing away from the two girls, but I thought the two boys were really good - strong and natural.


Suddenly it was interval, suddenly it was the end. I was lost in it in both halves. I was disappointed that it had finished, both times.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Where am I?

Jimmy and Warren were loaded when they got there. Their tongues were too big for thier mouthes. Their eyes were practically closed. They kept touching each other and then stepping away, as if they forgot they were in public. They looked out of it.
"Ve catch up," said Titiana, smiling, tilting her head towards the two boys.
"Sure," said Christopher laughing.
She was buzzing already, they'd taken pills before they left his house. Christopher fumbled with a bag he took from his pocket.
"So, what did you say to Anna, over that toilet seat in Moscow?"
She took the pills from Christopher. "I vant to shag Australian boy," she said. "She just told me she from down under." She washed the pill down with bottled water. Christopher had a beautiful smile, she couldn't imagine what effect he'd have on her, once her second e start to work. "Vhat else you say with cocaine, all shit." She laughed. "But you get to meet people." She raised her eyebrows. "Everybody do it. Vorld over."

Titania woke to bright sunlight in her eyes, the bed shaking and the sound of grunting. She didn't know where she was, it all looked hazy and unfamiliar. She blinked her eyes a few times
"Ahh! Ahh!" She vaguely remember leaning on Christopher's broad shoulders.
She looked side ways to see Warren's bare arse and thick, hairy legs. Jimmy was sniffing amyl.
Tilting her head further, she could see Warren's thick, slimy cock sliding in and out of Jimmy's hairy arse, quickly, in short strokes. "Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah!" It reminded her of how she was traumatised by two dogs doing it on her nature strip, as a child. She was 4. She thought one dog was killing the other.
She looked away and closed her eyes tight.
"Ahh! Ahh! Yes! Yes! Ahh!"
"Do you like my big cock?" says Warren breathlessly.
Titania remembered dancing on the dance floor with Christopher, Warren & Jimmy. She didn't remember anything after that. It was all a blank. She's had an awful lot to drink, she remembered that much. Jimmy had given her a pill. Or was that Warren? Where was Christopher?

She got up on one arm and her head throbbed violently. "Oooo," she said.
"No, no!" said Jimmy pleadingly. "Don't stop!"
"Titania's awake," said Warren.
"What? Ignore her... for fuck's sake!"
Titania groan again. She could feel her mouth go dry, as her stomach heaved.
"I'm going to be sick," said Titania.
"Fuck!" said Warren. "Straight through that door." He pointed towards the en suit, trying desperately to cover himself with a sheet.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" said Jimmy.
Titania threw herself off the bed in the direction of the white enamel door. "Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wailed Jimmy.
The splatter was enormous, the back splash was quick. It felt like her entire stomach had emptied out, lining and all.
The porcelain was cold on her arms, as her stomach continued to spasm and she continued to heave, despite there only being a trickle of saliva, by this stage. She stared down into the curdled milk and diced vegetable and tuna casserole that slid splattering from her throat. It smelt sour and acidic, a cross between water lapping around a pier and hot, spoiled cheese. Her throat burned, he stomach ached.
She could feel the asheness of her complexion and the feebleness of her limbs. She was hot and sweating. Her hair stuck to her forehead.
She struggled to her feet. Wiped her mouth. Winced at her reflection in the mirror – Panda Eyes, pale complexion, looking tired – and headed for the door.

Warren and Jimmy were sitting side by side on the bed, dressed in track suit pants. Warren looked sheepish. Jimmy looked out of it.
"Vhere's Christopher?" she asked.
"He went off with some fucking drag queen," said Warren. "Christopher can be so naive, sometimes."
"When do you think he found out?" said Jimmy mischievously.
"I don't know, but I would love to have seen the look on his face."
"Vhat drag..." Titania's stomach rolled over and gurgled. "quin." She felt it rising in her throat, again. Hot and dry in her mouth. She got to her feet. Her skin was instantly hot, sweating. She turned and launched herself towards the bathroom, again. She covered her mouth and she took her second step and caught the bile in her hand. The room whited out again, but she concentrated hard and made it to the white bowl, collapsing on the rim with both her arms.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh," she wailed, "I vant to die! Dead!" Her voice choked in her throat as her stomach heaved again.
"Are you, o..." started Jimmy.
"Don't say it," said Warren.
“We were kidding about Christopher,” said Jimmy.
“We lost him,” said Warren

Friday, April 11, 2008

Sexy Chrishna Boys

Sexy Hari Chrishna boys, 6pm Friday night, Bourke Street mall.
Playing drums, being the brightest noise on the block.
Dark hair blue eyes, blond hair sparkly eyes; white robes, orange robes.
They made smile, as they smiled and sung,
Playing a triangle, playing a drum, the beat of life, the beat of fun.
In time, in line, as one. Handsome, painted faces.
I could see them emanating golden energy when they were done.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Is sorry the new thank you?

The next time you step out of somebody's way and let them pass first, see if they say thank you, or sorry?
We've become such a timid and scared society, we now appologise where we should simply say thank you.

Monday, April 07, 2008

The marriage

It was a small bluestone church, not that either Gavin or Steve were religious. The minister was a friend of Isabella's - also a friend of Dorothy's, Gavin suspected, although the priest was making no admissions. When Gavin heard he said why not - semi rural setting, picturesque. Steve wanted to do it more as a political point, however mostly he just wanted to please Gavin, who a commitment ceremony seemed to mean a lot to.

Joey and Isabella sat in the front row, of the Douglass Clan. They'd made good on their threat and were now back together, often acting like a couple of love struck teenagers.
"If mum and dad get all gooey," said Carla, leaning through from the pew behind to Claudia and Jasper. "I swear I'll puke."

The Grandcourt family sat on the other side of the church. Steven's parents sat together.
Both sides viewed the other side suspiciously.

The two grooms stood at the front together in dinner suits. They looked radiant. They touched unashamedly. There were no bridesmaids, just Steven's two brothers, Adam and Scott, as best men.

Grandpa Jo leaned through to Joey and Isabella. "If I live until I'm a hundred, I'll never understand why two fine young colts like that want to play in the same fucken paddock."
"It's a modern world now Jo," said Isabella.
"I think they make a handsome couple," said Grandma Jess. She laughed. "I think they would have beautiful children.
Jo pulled back to his seat suddenly, swinging around to face his wife. "Don't talk fucken nonsense, Jess," scolded Grandpa Jo. "You amaze me sometimes."

The organ played. The priest entered through the vestry. The music stopped. "Welcome," he said.

I do.
I do.
The grooms pashed unreservedly.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Saturday Night on the Prowl


David and I went to Sircuit. We were heading for 80, but stopped off in Smith Street for a drink first.
Beer and vodka, first things first. It was busy. We chatted briefly downstairs getting our drinks down. David was impatient and encouraged me to scull the last half of my schooner.
We went upstairs. Nothing much to start off with, even if there were lots of feet walking. The one cute guy we saw, David headed off after, not to be seen again.
I had sex with a short, nuggety, Italian looking, guy name Rafael, well, it was close to that. He was nice – good kisser, muscular body, thick solid cock, nice to make out with. Sexy arse – deep, hairy crack. We were getting on fine, until he reached over and picked up a condom packet, ripped it open and slid it on.
“Um, no... buddy...”
He smeared, what felt like, a pitchers glove sized amount of lube up my arse.
“I... haven’t...” I tried to say between kissing him. “I don’t...” He was trying to turn me around, as I played with his arse. I slid my mouth around to his ear. “I haven’t been fucked in years.”
“Okay. I know...” After which, I got another industrial sized gob of lube up my arse.
“No, buddy.”
“Come on, just try.”
“No mate.”
“For me?”
For me, I thought. Nice try. Acting like a boyfriend after fifteen minutes of knowing you, I don’t think so.
I laughed. “I was gonna fuck you.” I slid a finger between his cheeks, pushing it in slightly. He resisted Two tops wrestling for booty.
“Cool,” he said... eventually.
I can bottom for a boyfriend. Pretty much, I have to be in love with you, if you’re gonna get you rod up my shoot. Almost.
We kissed slowly and rubbed hardons & balls together. He was hot. We sweatily climbed all over each other. He pumped a fire hose capacity of cum all over himself, in the end. Very impressive.
We got dressed. I told him my name, as we were about to leave the cubicle, natch – I always have to exchange names, it’s just my thing. Tom used to always think it was weird. David, kind, of agreed when I told him. Rafael had a sexy accent.
He came to the toilet with me. He put his arm around my shoulder, as we headed down stairs, which I would normally like, but last night felt it was, kind of, too familiar. Don’t know why? May be it was him. He was waiting for me at the hand basin, but it was a basin for one, so I headed through the labyrinth of toilets to find another. As I turned to head back around to Rafael, two boys were standing, waiting for the basin, blocking the hallway to back around the other side, so I headed out the nearest, other door.
Squelch, squelch, went my arse. Where is he? I thought. Squelch, squelch. More to the point, where is David. Squelch, squelch. I walked down the front to the smoking section. Squelch, squelch. David wasn’t out the front, or anywhere to be seen. Squelch, squelch. Pulling the jocks out of my arse. Squelch, squelch. My god, who’d be a bottom, I thought. Squelch, squelch. This is intolerable. I was right by the door. Squelch, squelch. I’m taking my slime arse home, I thought. Squelch, squelch. This is foul. Squelch, squelch. I headed out the door.
Halfway up Smith Street, walking like a girl – is that what they are doing when they are tugging at their knickers, pulling cotton out of damp areas? – I realised I didn’t say good bye to Rafael. Oops. He was, clearly, waiting for me. And usually, I am that type, to hang around and be chatty afterwards. Oh well.
So, what is the etiquette with trade? Chat afterwards, or not?

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Lovers


Jimmy was coming around, he'd just called. Warren wanted to be revved up for him. On it! Happening!
His dealer had just been around and while the meth, that Warren had bought, had been meant for the following week, out dancing, he had new syringes and he'd bought quite a lot. So one point was never going to go astray, if it was in anticipation of his boy Jimmy.
He liked the sound of that, quietly to himself. My boy Jimmy.
The needle pieced his skin and he breathed in sharply. It was the searing pin prick to the skin which made him sweat and ache for more. The hit itself, while it made him shake and his eyes roll backwards, maybe, was just a means to an ends. But the fine metal sliding into his skin is what he craved - the delicious pain, the feeling of a stinging foreign body inside him was what he hung out for.
He'd pretty much given it up now, he used to do it a lot out dancing the circuit. But the circuit got to be every Saturday, Sunday, sometimes Monday and something had to give. It was too easy to fall into that get high routine, but it was really draining, emotionally and financially. Just occasionally, now.
Then bang! Straight to his brain and his cock and then all he wanted was Jimmy in his lap. Jimmy didn't know about "Warren's little helper."
Jimmy didn't know how fired up Warren was and how fired up Jimmy made him. Jimmy thought it was all natural for Warren. Highly sexed was what Jimmy called Warren. Hot Lebo boys! He had no idea of Warren's means to an end, means to Jimmy's end.
Warren stood in the lounge room, his head spun. His jaw vibrated. His eyes felt heavy.
Warren had told Jimmy to come over in shorts, some lame excuse about dancing all night. He hoped Jimmy would. He hoped he didn't sound too weird.
Last time, they'd just hung out together, neither said anything. Warren couldn't stop thinking about it the whole time he was with Jimmy. Too scared. Warren could feel his inhibitions fall away with the buzz through his body. He knew Jimmy wanted to now, he just had to make it happen.

Warren felt toey. Inpatient. Horny. He put music on and danced around the lounge room. The music pulsed through his body, as bells rang in his ears. He grooved to the beat, thinking he didn't remember bells in that track.
He leapt for the volume control. The music died. The bells rang again. He jumped toward the front door. He checked his face in the mirror, pushed at his hair and opened the door.
Jimmy had worn shorts, baggy shorts. Dark blue. And a singlet.
"Hi," said Jimmy, nervously.
"Hi," said Warren.
Jimmy came in, they circled until the door was shut.
"Hi," said Warren, again.
"Hi," said Jimmy.
Warren went to kiss him, he thought he was going to explode. Jimmy kissed him on the lips. It felt good. Warren grabbed him and kissed him again. Jimmy kissed back without hesitation.
Warren kissed him again, pushing him backwards into the couch. His mouth was strong. Jimmy sat down. He tasted good. Warren lay on him, sliding his hands up Jimmy's shorts. Jimmy's lips were soft. Warren gasped for breath. "I fucken love this!" His hand went around Jimmy's hard-on. He squeezed it.
"I'm going to hell," Jimmy gasped. "But I love it too!"
Warren covered Jimmy's mouth with his. Jimmy's mouth was wet, warm. Warren rubbed his tongue across Jimmy's. Jimmy pushed his tongue out. Warren suck Jimmy's lip, then sucked his tongue. Jimmy breathed hard. Warren breathed hard and rolled around onto Jimmy. Jimmy's legs parted, Warren pushed his hard-on against Jimmy's. Jimmy moaned and pushed his against Warren's.

Friday, April 04, 2008


Weekend with Charlie

Wow! I'm out of practise. Charlie asked me what I was doing on the weekend? Was I having a quiet one at home like I did last weekend.
I hadn't thought about it, I said.
He was staying home watching all the stuff he's been downloading over the last week, he said. He was going to be home alone.
He smiled at me, you know, real friendly.
Did I say, Did he want do some thing, or did he want some company, like I intuitively knew I should. No, I let doubt creep in and pulled back.
I said, Really, what have you been downloading?
He went on to tell me about the Jesse James movie he'd downloaded and the moment passed.
I'm way out of practice. Talk about slow.
He's cute. I like the way he smiles at me. I like the way he found me at work drinks, tonight, touching me on the arm to say he was there, just naturally. Smile.
He said at work drinks, that he had a dinner on tonight, he’d forgotten about. He raised his eyebrows, as if he was sorry.
Pity, I said. I was going to come watch downloads with you.
He laughed.

I lay on the couch all night, on my own, smoking pot and watching The Bill. Open fire. Cat @ my feet - actually, the cat was there because of the open fire and not me. It's cat, after all.
Shane’s in Adelaide for a tranny friend of his 40th birthday.
Apparently, David was meeting some swami... at...
“And where did you meet the Hugging Llama, I asked?” Temple? Cathedral? Mosque? I thought.
“Sandown Race Course,” replied David.
“On how many levels is that wrong, I asked?”

Bad Company sings, I'm ready for love.

Thursday, April 03, 2008



Work Girl

A girl at work who, as they say, often makes inappropriate comments, which always make me smile, said that I looked hot today.
She's always pouting her lips, or saying she is hot, when she comes into my office. She often wears low-cut tops and she is always bending over at me at my desk.
Stupid huh, but I didn't know what to say back to her. I went blank. Nothing. It seemed odd, like an instant vacuum was formed. I guess that's how straight boys feel when we hit on them.?

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Good Morning Sunshine


I stopped at the lane way, just before work, for a smoke, before I got in the lift for the salt mines. The building work is still going on, on the corner of Bourke Street and William Street; CBW must be the ugliest building in Melbourne and it isn’t even finished yet. The supervisors were standing around in Bourke Street, one in particular, I think I'd like to call Angelo, was on his phone and he came and stood on the other side of the planter box to me to speak. Classic wog boy look. Olive skin, thick black hair, tanned face. Big brown eyes. 5 o’clock shadow at 9am. We gazed at each other, I'd like to think, but, really, I gazed at him.
He winked at me when we caught each other's gazes. Instinctively, in a friendly way, as straight boys do.
I smiled back and imagined him naked.

There were people milling all around the lift doors, as I turned the corner to the lift wells. A lift opened right by me and I slipped in, seemingly unnoticed. I pushed my floor and pushed the "door closed" button quickly. The doors slid shut. Just as they were about to close, completely, a foot protruded through. The doors were nearly together. The foot started kicking, as a wail went up on the other side of the doors, as an arm came through, flailing.
"Ah! AH! AHHH!" As the lift doors parted again, through came another arm and then a bald, rat-faced head.
"AH! AH!" He pushed the doors apart again with a Superman pose. He was short and bald, wearing glasses. "AH! AH!" He was in. He wore a crisply ironed pink shirt. He bristled. Another guy followed him in.
"There was a bunch of secretaries blocking the door." He rolled his eyes and shook his head. "I nearly missed it.
I wanted to say, There are six lifts, buddy, you need to calm down. But I said nothing, I was taken a back. And the bald, glasses wearing head stood there and seethed, looking from me to the other guy and back.
He was the first to get off, at one of the small law firms below us. I looked at the other guy, who was laughing.
"I think a few anger management classes wouldn't go astray with that one," I said.
"Absolutely," said the other guy. "Could you imagine working for him?"
"No doubt a partner," I said. "Over extended in an era of rising interest rates."
The other guy laughed again.
I walked to my office thinking, I'd never seen any thing like it.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008