Saturday, May 15, 2021

Talking… er… Breathing Through Your Arse

My favourite news story of the day, pigs can breathe through their arses. I’m not too fussed about reading the detail, I just love the idea. It makes me love pigs even more.

There have been some men who’d I’d label as such who I was sure had this skill. I’d put my mouth to their arses and I often thought it was like a conch shell and I could hear the sea, but perhaps it was breath. Maybe?

It would be like being ambidextrous, or double jointed, I guess. Imagine the party tricks?


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