Cutting Bread

Why can some people cut bread and some people can't? I can cut bread perfectly, every time, it is just one of those skills that I have. (Perhaps, I should have been a surgeon.

Sam has the touch of a back yard abortionist when it comes to cutting bread. After he is done, there are corpses that have been subject to frenzied knife attacks that look healthier than our loaf of bread.

Is it in the genes? Is it a right brain/left brain thing. Hand eye coordination? Past lives? (Chuckle) You know, if you were a baker, or a whore in the 1800s. You know, they are all honest ways of making bread. (cackle)