My LG Vacuum Is Shit

Sunday is cleaning day.

We have a cordless LG vacuum. It is a terrible vacuum. I can only say, never buy a cordless LG vacuum.

Actually, it is worse than terrible, it is not fit for purpose.

It has a turbo button that gives you the power you need to do the vacuuming, it has always just switched off, leaving you with the lowest power.

And other than that, the vacuum itself just switches off, inexplicably. Continually. It switches off. Do you know how frustrating that is?

We had it back to the manufacturer to be looked at and they charged us a service fee because they couldn't find anything wrong with it.

And as soon as we got it home again, the turbo button continually failed, after which the thing switched itself off altogether, again.

What does that say to me? It says to me that, what, LG is aware of how it works, and they deemed it to be working properly capitalism is fucked.

So, I do all the vacuuming, and I complain about this piece of rubbish continually. But, recently, I realised I still have my plug in Dyson vacuum, so I have stopped using the LG altogether. I told Sam I was going to put the, what was it, $1200 LG, I can't quite remember, in the rubbish, but Sam wouldn't let me.

It is such a relief to use the Dyson again. It works. No issues. So little to ask for. Okay, I have to pull it around, and change power points when I move, but that is so little to have to do when it, actually, works.

There was something that I forgot that Bruno does, with this vacuum he always gets up and comes and stands in front of it, I am really not sure why. What a scamp.