Friday, March 07, 2025

Breeding Pair

One of the resident loons, who I have seen around for years, and who just lately seems to have got her medication under control, as she is no longer pacing the street calling out to god to forgive these sinners, quite out of the blue asked me, "Are they a breeding pair?"

"No," I said. "They are not."

"Don't you want to breed with them?" she asked.

"No, no I don't."

"Oh," she said and she walked off.

Not are they both boys, which is clearly my kind of breeding pair, but probably not what she had in mind, I thought. They are also both de-sexed.

She is clearly not a dog person. Nor a genius.


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