Thursday, December 04, 2014

Does Julie Bishop Have a Banana? She Certainly Walks Like She Does

"Julie Bishop went bananas at Tony Abbot", said Rove.

"I heard Joe Hockey went off his tits," said Kitty Flannigan.

"Does Joe Hockey have tits?" asked Rove. (Fat, angry men usually have tits, I reckon)

"I don’t know," said Kitty. "Does Julie Bishop have a banana?" (She certainly walks like she does, I say)


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