Blue Suits And Brown Shoes Are Like A Virus

Blue suits and brown shoes are like a virus. Some idiot straight boy, in the not too distant past, pulled on a pair of brown shoes with his blue suit, maybe he was hung over, maybe he was colour blind, maybe he was clueless (clearly, he was clueless) maybe he was simply stupid, who knows, and he went out in public and the other clueless straight boys saw him and thought it was a good thing and, like the AIDS virus, it spread amongst the young men until many of them are now infected. And now there are many of them who think you can wear brown shoes with a blue suit, seemingly without any idea that it is still an abomination.