Sunday, March 14, 2010

Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief




I went to see Percy Jackson and the lightning thief. It wasn't my choice of movie and it was at Southland, what's more.
 
What a ridiculously pretty cast. Let’s face if the two leads had a child, it is likely that it would be a great big blue eye. Do they have a plot just outside Vegas, just next to the gay porn stars with huge cocks, where they grow them? Dark hair, blue eyes, perfect features. You should see what they all looked like at a training camp for young demigods.

I liked the premise of the movie, the Greek gods and their offspring, but it was teenage fare, to be truthful. They could, actually, learn something about Greek mythology, true.

And, you know, out in the burbs, at a suburban shopping mall, the boys are not without their charms.

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