Tony Abbott

"Gather around girls, gather around," said Tony Abbott. He was at a girl's school. The girl's were dressed in their sports outfits.

"We're touching your suit," said one of the girls.

"Aaaaaa. That's okay. That's okay" said Abbott. He was looking around in that self conscious way of his.

"Aaaaaa aaaaa aaaaaa, a bit of body contact never hurt anyone... girls. Aaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaa," said Tony Abbott to the group of school girls, in the middle of which he was standing.

He laughed that creepy laugh of his and, as he did, you could see the extra drool covering his lips, they were all shiny and wet and glistening as he looked from one girl to the other.

Euw! He turns my skin into centipedes.