Toasters & Can Openers

Toasters and can openers never work. Bugger the better mouse trap, make me a better can opener, or toaster.

Who has a toaster that cooks toast evenly? There is always a side that cooks differently, at worst one side is cooked, and one side is raw, or a version of that. I don't know how many shit toasters I've had.

Don't get me started on can openers that don't cut lids off tins. And there isn't much of an alternative, now is there? Cut the top off vertically, or cut the top off horizontally, it doesn't make much difference.

Toasters, can openers, give me a break.