Sunday, September 05, 2004

Go On, Suck It, It Won't Kill You. Do The Boy A Favour

No wonder straight boys always seem a little angsty, 30% of their girlfriend's wont suck their cocks. Won’t do it. Don't like it. Won’t go near it.

"Come on babe, just a little blowie?"

"Oh Brad, you know I don't like it."

"Trouble is babe, I do."

Now, let's see if we can get a further 20% of the girls off the job - and while we're about it lower the price of beer - and us gay boys will be forever grateful... for the girl's lack of, shall we say, enthusiasm.

'Caus, let's face it, every guy could let another guy suck their cock... especially, shall we say, if they are in need. They're not, actually, that picky about it, you know. All they want is those lips around their knob, close their eyes, it could be anyone.

It's what most straight guys are afraid of, they know they could do it too. A couple of beers. Cocks aren't exactly a mystery to them.


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