In a survey, Britons were asked if there was an asteroid heading towards Earth and they had 60 minutes to live, what would they do?
54% said they would spend it with loved ones or on the phone to loved ones.
13% said they would accept the inevitable and reach for a glass of champagne.
9% said they would have sex.
So the top 3 places were love, alcohol and sex.
The bottom 3 places were shared, nearly, equally by God, junk food and looting.
3 comments:
That cracked me up totally :))
what? you mean i can't do all six things? i can fuck, eat junk food, drink alcohol, think about god and whisper sweet nothings at the same time!
Fucking, eating junk food and drinking alcohol all at the same time would be something to see.
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