Muscles, Nipples, Men

YES: great Smile, nice teeth, sparkling eyes
NO: over tanned, over stylised, scented.

YES: intelligent, good looking men
NO: vacuous pretty boys

YES: nature
NO: religion

YES: glasses
NO: coloured contacts

YES: wog boys!
NO: red heads

YES: honest, intelligible conversation
NO: games and bullshit

YES: ideas & places to go
NO: boring and clueless

YES: chest Hair
NO: back Hair

YES: being a man
NO: being a girl

YES: hot, enthusiastic sex with the lights on
NO: boring, silent sex in the dark

YES: self-appreciation
NO: arrogance

YES: Melbourne
NO: Sydney

YES: honesty
NO: political correctness

YES: shy
NO: unapproachable and aloof

YES: Rush
NO: The Strip

YES: G'day?
NO: How do you do?

Yes: Simpsons
No: South Park

YES: working out and keeping fit
NO: over eaters in trackie pants

Yes : foreskin
No: cut (although, it's not a deal breaker)

Yes: sensitive nipples
No: twisting my nipples off my chest

YES: Project Runway
NO: Make me a supermodel

YES: walking
NO: driving

YES: self-esteem
NO: self-adulation

YES: a night in at home
NO: every weekend at club

YES: kissing
NO: fisting on crack

YES: masculine
NO: feminine

YES: witty
NO: bitch