I’m Little Red Toot Every Night As My Thighs Moan And My Head Spins

Mornin

Neither is it sunny, nor bright, even a small spot of rain hit me on the head as I walked to work. Actually, I like this weather. It's bracing. It's exhilarating. It's good to walk in.

How was the t*ip and how was the r**ting? Trust a good time was had by all.

Lovely, lovely, f*cking lovely, Friday! Yippee! But with all of the four day weeks that have proceeded it, it has been a long time coming.

No more sleeps!

christian

Yay for Friday!

Well last nite's trip to the tubs was a bit of a bore. Two guys I thought were alright, course they went off with each other, and that was that.

After dinner at Perry's with Erica and Beau, twas all a tad disappointing.

Home by 11.30pm.

Now it's time for me to watch the Amazing Race!

xT

Mark and Luke

11.11

A morning!

christian

Word detected in STOP LIST from tdbau @ yahoo. com. au on     Thu , 7 Apr 2005 19 : 32 : 25 -0700 (PDT)

ya filthy bitch!

christian

Subject: Word detected in STOP LIST from tdbau @ yahoo. com. au on     Thu , 7 Apr 2005 20 : 40 : 00 -0700 (PDT)

Ya just filth!

christian

Miss! filthy exists in the eye of the dirty-minded

I don't know what your email filter gets off on, but I am sure there was nothing untoward in my last email.

Hopefully this one will make it through!

Ahh, tis a lovely afternoon to have off.

After running errands (see previous email if you can!), I've been able to laze un-clothed in the sun, occasionally playing with my weights.

I really would like a gym membership again I think, my legs are too skinny.  I'm sure Daddy Fred would be only to happy to buy me that, Mum tired to give me money again this morning (I refused: "I'll let you know if I need money"). But a 3 month gym membership?  Yes thank you, that will do quite nicely!

I also discovered, to my disappointment, that Dad has taken the HP camera with him, to wherever it is they went.  Would he really take snaps of the Dingley Probus Club monthly outing to the Frankston Cultural Centre? Yes, actually, I think he would.

So rats to my fine ideas aboiut making the most of my time alone and taking some nasty pictures to whizz around the net.  I was particularly fond of the sunlit reflection in the family room window effect, it was tres artistic.

Curses, foiled again!

I still haven't watched the amazing race, and I still cant believe I went home emtpy handed (so to speak) from Wet last night.

What a waste of money! (I keep muttering).

Slaps and more slaps to you Miss!

xT

No miss, ya filth was from 7th April?

christian

filthy exists in the eye of the Sanctimonious

What a lovely afternoon you are having, despite the disappointment Fred has caused. Lazing in the sun.

I know what I'm hanging out for?

I think I am going to go and buy myself a digital camera. I reckon I could have lots of artistic moments with one. Odd shots, good eye... I think I do have.

christian

I still cannot see a bad word?

Tom

Story of your life, miss!

christian

Is this the one you failed to receive?

Tom

Miss!

Tis afternoon already!

I've been down to the Chemist Discount Warehouse, got my Cialis,  antibiotics and vitamins to go with yesterday's steroids, had Hungry  Jacks for lunch (2 chicken baguettes for $4.95, can't go wrong!) and  am soon off to Safeway to buy some hosiery for Mum.

I *was* going to be making an unscheduled trip to Carlton to pick up D, take him to the Prahran Market Clinic, and take him home again, but THANKFULLY after he spoke to me, Dimmy called and was also available (and much closer).

So I have my lovely afternoon free again :)

Ahh, sunshine, I might have a lie in it.

Maybe spread some Sunsilk bonding mousse in, and give it a good whirl.

Anyway I hope the rest of your afternoon is bearable Miss.

xTom

Yes, that is the one. The only word that I could possibly say is banned, at a huge fucking stretch, is "steroids." Maybe?

christian

I know!

What is it thinking?!

Tom

So what are you up to tonight Miss?

Tom

Clearly... lol... fading into my own, little, stoned world.

christian

http://www.gaydar.com.au/filthmouth

Tom

I'm not even going to open it. Dirty submissive slut into anything? Really? SEND ME PRETTY ONES!

christian

Sorry it's meant to be humour!

Which, it seems, is a bit off in me at the mo.

ok http://www.gaydar.com.au/berislav

Tom

Nice cock!

christian

You've got me chatting on gaydar. I had to log on to see his cock. Very nice! I'm off to Zagreb.

christian

Got stoned and passed out at some stage. Can’t quite remember when, now. Or how, or why? Smoked pot all night. Can’t remember. I have been smoking quite a lot of pot. Every night. All day on weekends. Just stoned. Bad Christian. Stoned Christian. Wonky-eyed Christian.

Zagreb sounds nice. All them strapping boys with generations of sun-kissed skin.

Stagger off to bed bouncing off the walls as I climb the stairs. Will I make it? Will I make it? Will I make it? I’m Little Red Toot every night as my thighs moan and my head spins, as I stagger on a middle stair and the sensation of falling backwards buzzes in my bones momentarily, until my spine steels and I continue moving foreword all the while. My bed is a powerful mistress.

This life you lead Christian? But hey, what else are Friday nights for?