Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Toilet Humour

Anyone who needs to read in the toilet clearly needs more fibre in their diet.

How can you feel comfortable with shit encrusting around your ring for any great length of time? It's a relatively simple procedure, get in and get out, that's my motto.

Every time Tom stays there is a collection of magazines on the floor, afterwards.

I mean, read in the toilet if you want, whatever floats your boat... turd, but aren't there nicer places to read?


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