Sorry Sir

I went and asked the 21 year old boys next door to turn their music down, and I found it kind of hot when they called me sir.

I momentarily pictured the main offender, the junior alpha male, the one with the most bravado and the cheekiest smile, in his undies, on his knees in front of me. 

I shook my head, and he was back standing fully dressed in front of me looking at me with a nervous smile. 

"Thanks, that would be appreciated," I said.

"No problem," he said. He smiled the smile of someone who will never have a worry in his life.

(Young, handsome, university educate male)