C'ology

Cupology - The art of placing cups, to be things of beauty

not to be confused with

Carpology - The art of nagging, to get your way

not to be confused with the ancient Japanese art of fish management.

or

Cappology - the theories of hat wearing and how the cap was revived by bald men late in the 20th Century.

or

Coppology - Taking one for the team.

not to be confused with the study of why young men with an authority complex go into the police force.

or

Cobbology - the study of why drunk young men often secretly chew on their best mate's cobb late in the evening, more often than not feigning amnesia the following day.

not to be confused with the theories on mateship.