Friday, September 11, 2026

It was A Glorious Day




It was a gloriously sunny day today after a cool start. Really a lovely day. There are lots of house renovations and tradies in our street. It must be the season for it.

Otto and I of course went for a walk taking advantage of the sunshine. We went mid afternoon when all the tradies were packing up and heading home for the weekend.

We came home via the dog park where I let Otto off his lead, getting him used to going on his own with out Brun, but there weren't many dogs in the park that time of day so none came over to say hello to him.


Thursday, September 10, 2026

Vote Socialists




I have a vote Socialists up on my gate. I don't necessarily hold Socialist views, although I do think there are some socialist ideas that are worthwhile.

Einstein agued for socialism and against capitalism back in 1949 and to briefly mention his points, capitalism creates Economic Anarchy, Wealth Inequality, Corrupted Democracy, Media Control. Any of those look familiar to you today?

A really cute, smart girl came to the door, who was full of enthusiasm and positivity and she asked me, after we were done chatting, if she could put a vote socialist sign on the gate, and I said yes.

It amused me as a foil for all the inaccurate bullshit conservatives go on with about socialism. (If you counter such a conservative doofus in future, ask them this simple question, Can you tell me what socialism is? They never can despite railing against it whole heartedly)

I thought it was a good counter action to the rise of far right politicians on our political landscape, especially that ugly, inarticulate red head.

It amused me because of the way socialism triggers right wing muppets.

Why I am writing this is that someone has been defacing the poster on my gate constantly with irrelevant stickers. I keep peeling the stickers off. But it is amazing how triggered this person is. Why waste you time coming back continually to do that.

I've had Greens placards on my gate for years around election time when Adam Bandt was the member and his placard was never defaced once over all the years.


Wednesday, September 09, 2026

David





David has been around the world these last few weeks - Austria, London, New York - before he ended up in Switzerland on Guru duty attending to his sycophants.

He told me he was over it, exhausted from trying to do too much before he even got to the real work he went to do.

It was freezing here this morning, really fucken cold. It always cheers David up when he knows it is cold in Melbourne, as he moved out of Melbourne for that very reason.

So, I sent him a freezing cold emoji with the word Siberia. He said it made his day, cheered him up no end. He told me that I always know the right thing to say.

I'm still cold. Brrrrr!


Tuesday, September 08, 2026

Max the temp Departs to Places Unknown





Max the temps last day. See ya. You with your crazy hard right political views and conspiracy theories. There is a definite type, you know, one of the stupid people. I didn't engage with her on her political beliefs. 🤮

She thanks me for being so patient and kind. She asked me for a reference.

So, there you go, Boris' 6 weeks off every (fucken) year is done, and now she is back to work.

And I didn't have to do her work for her while she was away. I'm glad I said no I wouldn't do it.

The main reason was that they didn't give me a pay rise this year, or a bonus, and yet they expected me to do Boris' relief for no extra pay. Oh, piss off, I thought.

The Big Poo did apologise to me personally for the lack of pay rise and bonus this year, he said he recommended it, but HR knocked it back. Really? I hate to be cynical, but coming from the CFO of the Southern Hemisphere, I kind of find that hard to believe, or, perhaps you just didn't try hard enough, hey bud?

He promised he'd definitely make it up to me in the next round of pay rises and bonus'. I'm kind of wondering if that will now happen with me refusing to play along.


Monday, September 07, 2026

Boris is Back





Boris was back, she had a good holiday. She only got back late yesterday. She said she couldn't sleep ontop of the late return home.

She laughed. "I don't know what I was thinking when I booked that?"

I noticed the change immediately speaking to someone I didn't have to explain things to, as apposed to someone I had to explain everything to. I could breathe out.

It's good she's back. She's much more diplomatic with the punters than I am. Apparently, Max the temp got good reports on that score when Boris and I and The Midget had a catch up on Zoom, naturally.

I worked from home. Boris worked from home. Max the temp was the only one in the office today. I wonder if she thought we'd deserted her? Nyr? I doubt it. She is a busy little bee.

I thought Boris and Max the temp were doing a hand over today, but apparently that is tomorrow. So Max the temp gets two extra days.

I had an easy day. 50% work, 50% editing my old blog posts.

3pm. Sam and I took Otto for a walk.


Sunday, September 06, 2026

Paying For The News?





The news in the morning is pretty boring, just repeats and rehashes of stories that have been going for days. And The Guardian seems to be gearing up for a user pays model, or, at the very least, some data harvesting.

There is the Nepal thing, it is a terrible thing, image that happening, ugh? And I guess, I am heartened by them still pulling people out of the mud, thumbs up. I guess? It's better to hear that, than not. I suppse?

Israel Palestine. Israel Palestine. Israel Palestine. Israel Palestine. Israel Palestine. Israel Palestine. Israel Palestine. Israel Palestine. Israel continuing to commit genocide on the Palestinians all the while nobody wants to talk about that.

Iran is fending off the the bloated orange turds attempts to deflect the news from his documented history of sexual abuse in the Epstein Files.

How he's renamed Earth, Planet Trump.

Some chick got depressed and strangled her kids somewhere in Butt-Fuck Nowhere America. Er? Groan. Hands in the air. Not really sure why this is in our news day after day? It's not going to affect my life, nor do I care.

Some hookers, er, exotic dancers went to a hotel room in the middle of the night with five AFL football players, um, er, and are now claiming sexual assault? Nyr? Why? Um? Oh yes, er, you should be safe in your work environment, no matter what you do, of course you should, but what are they claiming, they went to the hotel room to do the player's tax returns? Really, the best place for this is the courts, not the news day after day after day.

Leftist insurgents are storming the midterms – just don’t call them all democratic socialists, ug, American politics. I'm beginning to feel the same about the orange bag of shit's voice, as I did about Tony Abbott's way back when - almost equally as repulsive men - (stop the goats, ditch the progress, people like me) if I never hear that voice again...

And of course, the rise of our very own nightmare, right wing, red haired bitch from Queensland. Also on repeat. What an ugly slag she really is.

Oh yes, and the best one, American football is inexplicably being played in Melbourne, why? I have no idea. When I googled the reason why, Google claimed there were 6.6 million Australian fans. What? They are claiming that something like 25% of the Australian population are American football fans? Really?

My point being, the most interesting news article I found today was the rise of cat seducers, where neighbours actively attempt to steal their neighbour’s cats away by feeding them and making them feel at home in their place, often even after being asked not to. I read this article while patting Milo on the couch next to me.

Of course, I am always interested in celebrity deaths, there just should be a few more of them to spice up my morning read.

Mostly now, my reading of the news in the morning takes just minutes as I pass over nearly all the news articles provided.

My point being, the news providers have a tough job trying to convince me to pay them for any of this.

I have no idea why people get so invested in the news, on repeat? Does anyone else have any ideas why?


Friday, September 04, 2026

No, I Don't Work Fridays





Sam headed off to the office early this morning muttering about not wanting to go, and hating life, and why he can't be like me and work 3 days per week, and generally hating life.

"Bye, honey," I said to him from the front gate. I watched him disappear up the street like I always do.

Then I took up my position on the couch for the rest of the day. And quite lovely it has been too. Otto has been asleep with his head on my thigh for the last hour.

I got my AI images completed for the archive blog year I have been doing for the last week. I'm guessing there are still a few more years that need images generated, and I will get to them too.

I like working on my blog. I find it fulfilling. And you know, I quite like being home on my own with Ottie, he's not bossy, he doesn't ask me when was the last time I went to the gym, or have I cleaned the bathroom. He's just happy to go with whatever I want to do. We just hang together, and it's all calm and relaxed and a good, lazy, time is had by all.

I chatted to a couple of friends.

I ate tuna for lunch, and a blueberry muffin I went and got on the spur of the moment, which turned out to be yesterdays, so that was quite disappointing. A bakery selling day old muffins, really that shouldn't be.

Anyway, the sun is shining, and once I have finished my coffee, and my stale muffin, I am going to take Otto for a walk.