The news in the morning is pretty boring, just repeats and rehashes of stories that have been going for days. And The Guardian seems to be gearing up for a user pays model, or, at the very least, some data harvesting.
There is the Nepal thing, it is a terrible thing, image that happening, ugh? And I guess, I am heartened by them still pulling people out of the mud, thumbs up. I guess? It's better to hear that, than not. I suppse?
Israel Palestine. Israel Palestine. Israel Palestine. Israel Palestine. Israel Palestine. Israel Palestine. Israel Palestine. Israel Palestine. Israel continuing to commit genocide on the Palestinians all the while nobody wants to talk about that.
Iran is fending off the the bloated orange turds attempts to deflect the news from his documented history of sexual abuse in the Epstein Files.
How he's renamed Earth, Planet Trump.
Some chick got depressed and strangled her kids somewhere in Butt-Fuck Nowhere America. Er? Groan. Hands in the air. Not really sure why this is in our news day after day? It's not going to affect my life, nor do I care.
Some hookers, er, exotic dancers went to a hotel room in the middle of the night with five AFL football players, um, er, and are now claiming sexual assault? Nyr? Why? Um? Oh yes, er, you should be safe in your work environment, no matter what you do, of course you should, but what are they claiming, they went to the hotel room to do the player's tax returns? Really, the best place for this is the courts, not the news day after day after day.
Leftist insurgents are storming the midterms – just don’t call them all democratic socialists, ug, American politics. I'm beginning to feel the same about the orange bag of shit's voice, as I did about Tony Abbott's way back when - almost equally as repulsive men - (stop the goats, ditch the progress, people like me) if I never hear that voice again...
And of course, the rise of our very own nightmare, right wing, red haired bitch from Queensland. Also on repeat. What an ugly slag she really is.
Oh yes, and the best one, American football is inexplicably being played in Melbourne, why? I have no idea. When I googled the reason why, Google claimed there were 6.6 million Australian fans. What? They are claiming that something like 25% of the Australian population are American football fans? Really?
My point being, the most interesting news article I found today was the rise of cat seducers, where neighbours actively attempt to steal their neighbour’s cats away by feeding them and making them feel at home in their place, often even after being asked not to. I read this article while patting Milo on the couch next to me.
Of course, I am always interested in celebrity deaths, there just should be a few more of them to spice up my morning read.
Mostly now, my reading of the news in the morning takes just minutes as I pass over nearly all the news articles provided.
My point being, the news providers have a tough job trying to convince me to pay them for any of this.
I have no idea why people get so invested in the news, on repeat? Does anyone else have any ideas why?