The Fat Boy Dictator

Kim Jong Un has been missing for 20 days. Apparently, he had heart surgery, there was information that he was very sick after the operation, even some speculation he’d died.

Allegedly, before he took power after the death of his dictator daddy, his main hobbies were crystal meth, hookers and video games.

So, perhaps he had just regressed, old habits die hard, and all that (what would you do if you were all powerful?) and, perhaps, one of his advisers had to head over to his palace recently, kick him and say, “Sober up fat boy, get out there and be seen, they think you are dead.”