Jasus Xist

What is he good for? What is real?

I stubbed my toe. "JASUS XIST!"
Things go really badly. "Jasus XIST!"
You see a nice piece of arse. "JAsus Xist!"

You are elated. "Jasus Xist!"

You are surprised. "JASUS Xist!"

You are amazed. "Jasus Xist!"

There is no god, so just relax. "Jesus Xist."