Thursday, April 07, 2011

Jesus Christ! Not sex!

A female cadet says she was unknowingly broadcast on Skype having consensual sex with another first-year army cadet.

The encounter was watched by approx six other cadets, she said.

Why is this even a scandal? Oh please. Boys behaving badly. Why have we even heard about it?

Nothing really terrible happened it's only sex, yeah, sure, some guys perved on you, but...  A third of the world can't access clean water, while a huge number of people are starving. People live in war zones and are dealing with, actual, death every day.

You only felt like you might die,

So, someone saw your tits and some boy sticking it to you. (I presume it was a boy?) Not really a national scandal, in my book. You'll live.

You know, I blame these conservative christian woman's groups who keep their dirty little christian back ground hidden by calling themselves The Woman's Network or Collective Something, all the time spreading outdated moralising and unwanted Christian messages by stealth, until, you know, anything dealing with "sex" is almost considered a taboo.

AH! Don't mention the S word.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm sure it isn't a nice thing to have happen, but it is not a scandal. It is not something that the whole of Australia needs to know about, or have an opinion about it. There are far more important things, really.

Those boys should be dealt with by the army, presumably they would be kicked out.


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