It turns out that Adam may have what the Americans might term "rage issues". Or he's been watching re-runs of Mike Tyson v Evander Holyfield on Fox Classics. Adam caused quite a ruckus last week in the CBD when he bit a street beggar’s ear, chomping down for a whole 13 seconds, according Brian, the tramp in question. The details are still hazy, as Adam is saying very little, but it seems that he had been so upset and emotional attending the funeral of his friend, Vic, that the only possible solution was to drink a bottle of vodka at the wake and start a fight with the nearest street performer.
Of course.
Brian apparently asked for change, as Adam and his mates, Jesse and Rick, passed by. They all ignored him. Brian asked again, to be ignored for a second time.
Brian then seemed to single Adam out and Adam seemed to take exception to the intrusion.
Hey presto, Adam was attached to the homeless person's ear with his pearly white choppers.
Lovely!
"Get off me, you idiot," demanded Brian.
That just seemed to cause Adam to bite down harder.
"Get off me," cried Brian. "Help! Police!"
“Hey, Adam,” said Jesse. “Adam?” Adam?”
“Get him off me,” called Brian.
“Adam, that is enough,” said Rick. “Adam.”
“Get him off me,” demanded Brian.
Blood started to drip from Adam’s mouth.
Jesse and Rick pulled Adam off. He was sat back on his arse by Jesse and Rick. He sat there breathing heavily.
Brian pulled his hand from his ear. It had blood on it. “You fucken loser,” exclaimed Brian. He made a lunge at Adam, but Jesse and Rick stopped him. “No, no, no,” said Jesse. He and Rick sat Brian down on his arse far enough away from Adam as to be not a threat.
“Adam, are you okay,” asked Jesse.
“Hey Adam, mate,” said Rick. He rubbed his hand through Adam’s hair.
Adam did nothing but stare and breath heavily.
“Fuck him, what about me,” asked Brian.
“Shut up,” said Jesse and Rick in unison.
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