Pauline Hanson

She hates migrants

She hates Muslims

She hates young people

She doesn’t like woman’s rights, so she mustn’t like women very much.

She doesn’t like workers, she thinks they are lazy. She doesn’t want them to get a pay rise.

She doesn’t like indigenous people.

She doesn’t like indigenous people getting access to healthcare and educational services.

Clearly, she doesn’t like journalists. Too many questions.

She doesn’t like trans people, despite them being only 0.5 % of the population.

She doesn’t like childcare.

She doesn’t like paid parental leave.

She doesn’t like our wonderful environment.

She hates multiculturalism.

She seems to hate all the things that make Australia great.

We are a society built on the idea of fairness, and justice and looking after our mates and giving everyone a fair go.

She seems to hate all of it.

We are a multicultural society with the oldest living culture on earth.

And she hates it.

Brun

This morning, I was reading about Pauline Hanson and the shit and lies that fall out of her ugly mouth so easily,

and a photo of Brun came up on my wall paper on my laptop, 

with that gorgeous face making eye contact as he always did,

like he was saying, don't bother with trash like her, there are still good things in the world,

and I just couldn't believe the self-serving ugliness that is Pauline Hanson can continue in the world,

when something as pure and good and sweet as Brun has left it,

and I started to cry all over again for what I have lost.

I still can't quite believe my beautiful boy is dead.

The wind blew outside.

Hey Tom

I've been back reading my old blog posts from 2004. I've been reading emails from my beloved mate, Tom. I could hear his voice as clear as day, it was like he was still here and, you know, I think I forgot just for a moment that he isn't.

I guess, I am just feeling sad at the moment, and kind of vulnerable, fragile, death makes you fragile, but Tom it was nice to spend some time with you buddy. I wish with every fibre of my being that you were still here. My smart, funny, irreverent mate with the same black sense of humour.

Tears in my eyes now, I have to stop.

I'm pretty sure I have a lot more Tom emails, that I can pull together. We used to write emails to each other every day. I reckon I'm just going to do exactly that. We were going to write about the adventures that we got up to, but he died before we did, and without him...

Tom and Brun, I miss you both.

Never see them again, you know, that's the hard bit to accept.

And generating AI images of Tom, I know this sounds dumb, but it kind of brings him back, just a little.

Morons

someone from HR

I can't stand morons. I have so little patience for them. I just can't make allowances for them, I just can't. I'm eventually, not kind to them, well, I ignore them. I eventually treat them badly, as if they are not there, it is true. I know I should be a better person, but I'm just not. They should just be... well, chuckle, ah, smile, I don't know. Kept away from me, I guess, is the best I can say.

New Work Mantra

My new work mantra, (keep your mouth shut, keep it to yourself) fuck it, who cares.

 

When Otto Was A Puppy

 

Look at that beautiful face. I can't believe he is dead.

Whats The Point?

4am. I wake up and I can't get back to sleep.

I get up, because I can't just lie in bed.

Oh, what's the fucken point? I think, as I think about what to do.

You have things that you love, which is the point of life, and they die, that's the reality of life.

My beautiful boy.

Brun

 

Some 10 hours after my last post, where my two bulldogs were keeping me company as I worked like it was just going to be another normal day, my perfectly healthy bulldog, Brun,  became sick, unexpectedly. 

At 1am we took him to the dog hospital.

1.10am. The vet asked us to give permission to do CPR. Brun's heart had stopped.

1.20am. They stopped CPR.

1.30am. We were saying good bye to him.

Our lovely, smart, sweet, chilled, beautiful boy was 7 years old.

He knew how to communicate with us, he had no trouble telling us what he wanted, we used to say he understood English. He was the only one of the bulldogs who knew how to push doors open to get places.

Presently, we ache. It doesn't feel real.

Everything feels just a bit pointless right at the moment.

Last Day Of My Week

Sam went to Brisbane for a meeting, and a catch up meal with his colleagues.

I worked at home all day, nothing much to tell. You know, just a day.

I ate all the mandarins, Sam will be pleased. He calls me the mandarin fiend.

Above is how the guys kept me company. All day. That's right next to my home office desk. Good thing I like the snoring, it keeps me company.

Charlie was home too, but who the hell knows what Charlie does all day. Other than eat instant noodles and play with his doodle, no doubt. He's twenty two.

2.30pm. I reckon I could just about sign out of work and no one would even notice. I'll see.

It's Gonna Be A Good Day

Fuck everything is annoying. Why is everything annoying? Just by the way this day has started, I can tell it is going to be one of those days. I've written a couple of emails telling people what I think, and then I have deleted them. That gets it out of my system.

And after watching 4Corners piece on AI, I’m not sure any of this is even worth it. I reckon the smart people will be chucking everything in and doing things that please them in the time we have left as a species.

Dr Richard Scolyer

 

Dr Richard Scolyer dies aged 59. I felt genuinely sad by the news.

Go read about him, he was a good guy.

AI

What do I think about AI?

The governments are passing on safety concerns, leaving it up to Big Tech to self regulate.

We're all going to die.

Lying On The Couch.

It rained. It was sunny. It rained again. It was wet. We spent the morning on couches with blankets. And when I was encouraged (by the outlook for the day) to build a fire mid morning, Sam reminded me it was a gym day, so I went to the gym instead. It rained on my walk there, it rained on my walk home. Sam was ordering charcoal chicken when I got back, to be delivered because we couldn't go walking in the rain to find lunch, now could we? Then not long after I was home the rain stopped, but the cold continued, so I took advantage of the clear skies and went out and cut up kindling, and the funny thing about cutting up kindling, is that by the time you are finished with all that physical work, you are warmed up and you are no longer cold. The sun was shining by the time the Panda delivered our lunch, and Sam said if we'd only waited, still, that wasn't the case. So, then when we'd finished eating, we walked to the supermarket to get groceries for dinner, and dog food, and we were something like half way there and the rain started to fall again, of course it did. We'd only just made it to the shop and were under shelter again when the rain really started to pour down, and Brun, Otto and I were standing there under the shop veranda watching it pour down. Yay, I thought, as Sam shopped. I don't hate the rain, I have to say. A woman with a black poodle, and a husband, told me how her neighbours had bulldogs which they bred, which they didn't look after particularly well. "A contrast to yours," she said. I wondered if I should tell her I beat them. Ha ha, that's just my sense of humour. See her face. There were lots of people out and about shopping, and eating in cafes, and drinking coffee under shelter on the footpath, and walking their dogs, and walking under umbrellas. Note to people walking with umbrellas, when you are back under shop verandas put your umbrella down. Pet hate. There was an attractive 30 something couple, seemingly, window shopping, competing with the rain, being out for a leisurely morning, and I hear him say to her, as they get to me, "Shall we just go back to my place?" and she says, "yes." A Saturday morning Tinder date, I wondered. I would have said yes to him too, she was cute also, I am sure all the straight boys would agree. But then the rain stopped just before Sam reappeared and we were able to head home again, no problem. And the rain started to fall again, when we got home, but it still can't be that cold as I still haven't built that fire. I'm on the big couch under the large pink blanket with one dog against my shoulder, head on my pillow, and one dog lying over my bent right leg using the fold of the back of my knee as the place he is resting his head, both snoring, with the leg lying dog twitching as well, must be dreaming, keeping me toasty and warm at the same time. I am typing this with my left hand, as I need my right hand to hold on to my laptop as I type one handed. Still, when I fart, neither of them care, not one bit. I still have the kindling, and I might just build that fire yet. We're going to have dips and flat bread for dinner.

Pauline Hanson Is Not The Answer

The current support for Pauline Hanson is baffling.

Here is someone who opposes multiculturalism in the most successful multicultural country in the world. (That in itself should disqualify her from power)

She is someone who denigrates people from other countries, particularly ones that don't look like her, specifically Asians and Muslims.

She is someone who claims immigration is a problem in a country that doesn't have an immigration problem.

She is someone who continually calls climate change a hoax.

She supports fossil fuels.

She is someone who thinks Donald Trump is the answer to the worlds problems, and not the cause.

She (her party) is someone who now supports the repeal of abortion laws.

As I say her support is baffling.

What is it that makes people want to vote for her?

She has nothing to offer modern Australia.

Winter Is Here, And Boy Did it Rain

Mid afternoon, we got caught in the rain. It had rained for most of the day, and we probably shouldn't have risked it, but what is the worst that can happen? 

And the rain poured down, the gutters in the streets were raging rivers to be crossed. What is the term, fording, in some places. The gutters full of autumn leaves made me want to grab sticks and poke at the drains.

We took shelter twice in doorways. People scuttled past with umbrellas. Everyone looked damp. During a couple of lulls we had to make a run for it, with varying degrees of success. We were kind of wet by the time we made it back, running between the rain drops, as if that is even possible.

It poured even more after we got home.

I made a fire.

Sam went back to work.

I imagine there was flooding in some parts of town, the rain was so hard. We'll hear all about it when the misery hour news comes on later.

Sometimes

Sometimes, I come away from talking to shop keepers who i see regularly, wondering did anything I just say make sense.

You know, your a bit socially awkward, and you talk in incomplete sentences, and usually it is all a bit rushed.

It happened today, when I went to the bakery and got blueberry pie. Did I make sense? Perhaps I should have thought about eating lunch, before I came over here to get something sweet, then I might not have need something sweet, yap, yap, yap. Is it just me, or does everyone feel that way, sometimes?

I dunno.

Shrug.

Oh, don't get me wrong, it is really just a fleeting thought, as I look both ways and cross back over the street, not some great confidence trick, but a thought none the less, as fleeting as it may be.

A revision, if you like, of what was said and my part in it. Does everyone feel that way?

I still don't know.

Social Media

I stopped using social media because of the a tsunami of idiocy that came for me when i did.

It is Angryville, and I decided that I just didn't need it.

And if I want to talk to my friends, dear god (used ironically) I will call them up.

You know, it's not that I find any of it offensive, I am almost impossible to offend, it's really because all of it is just not very interesting. Listening to dopes sprout rubbish thinking they are being clever, when probably a lot of it isn't even true. Yawn.

Who needs it.

I lost one friendship because she, a fitness nut, thought Daniel Andrews was Hitler because he stopped her going to the gym during the pandemic. She raved and raved and raved on about it until I couldn't hold my tongue any longer. She took offence.

I lost another friend because I question what the difference was between aboriginal dream time and Christian mythology. The context was climbing Uluru. I said I had climb it many years ago as a kid with my parents and because of that I'm happy to never to climb it again, but if I had never climbed it, I couldn't promise I wouldn't just view it as a large rock to climb. She didn't like that.

I lost another friend because he had a stroke at an early age and he thought I'd said something which I didn't say. He admitted that was true, that he sometimes got confused, but our friendship died anyway.

I lost another friend who started spewing conservative racist talking points and I told him he was a racist and he didn't like it.

This is the only social media that I do. Is this social media?

I dunno.

Sore Back

The Leg Press at the gym seemed to be hurting my back, so I tended to avoid it. I avoided it for some time. I did other exercises.

But recently I said to myself, oh, don't be a pussy, just do it. So I did. I started doing it again. 

So, that was a few weeks ago, and then I hurt my back. I don't generally suffer from a hurt back.

It got noticeably worse over the weekend. So, I made an appointment with my Osteopath. I have a great Osteopath.

I went to see him at lunch time. I rode my bike in between the rain today. It rained all day.

"What are you here for today."

"Lower back. I have a sore lower back."

"Okay," he said.

"I reckon it is the leg press at the gym."

"The inclined leg press?"

"It is the worst exercise for you back."

"You know I knew and I avoided it, but I went back to doing it just lately."

"Well, I don't have to guess what is wrong with your back," he said. "I'd say it is definitely the leg press."

What kind of dope am I.

I hadn't been to the osteopath for 5 years, as it turned out

Anyway, now my back feels great.

And, it's been a long time since a man has said, take your clothes off and get on the bed. Haha, not that I took my pants off.

Out To Lunch

My back twinges when I get up. It has been a little sore this last week.

Midday. We take the Bulldogs for a walk to find some lunch.

The sun is shining. The breeze is blowing. I guess, the day is what you’d call balmy, but nicely so. Nicely so, that is the day, that’s how it goes. Sunny and windy. More than a gentle breeze.

We wander through the park. The sun is warm, it is nice. There are lots of people out and about.

We’re decide on Taiwanese. I have sweet corn soup and sweet tofu.  Sam has traditional Taiwanese fried chicken bento box. 

It’s a bit cold now we are stopped still. The wind becomes stronger and the sun becomes weaker. Sitting outside in what is now a windy day to eat is a very Melbourne thing to do.

The Asian dad at the next table has sexy muscular, hairless legs coming out of his snug fitting shorts, I notice, as they get up to leave.

We get up not long after, and my back twinges some more. Grrr!

1pm. We’re walking home. The wind is blowing, there is a carpet of dead plane tree leaves swirling around now just above the ground almost like magic.

We meet a nice man sitting outside the ice cream shop with his caramel coloured poodle on his lap. He asks questions about the Bulldogs, how old they are, how much do they weigh. 34 kilos & 37 kilos. His poodle weighs 7 kilos. He seems nice.

We walk back through the park. It is spectacularly green with large yellow confetti thrown all over it.

Forty five minutes & we’re home again.

My back is really sore by then. I’m not exactly sure why? I did do leg presses in the gym yesterday. I have found in the past that leg press can make my back sore. I have avoided them for the longest time, I only really started doing them again just recently.

My back really twinges when I sit down on the couch. 

Fuck it, I think. I’m not going to the office tomorrow with this sore back. I’m nothing, if I am not an opportunist. But, I really do have a really sore back, it has got worse and worse as the day has progressed.

I will have to make an appointment with my Osteopath, I think. He’s moved, I will have to find him. My back twinges some more. I feel like a cripple suddenly when I get up. So, I take the having to make an appointment with my osteopath out of the mental to do list, and make one.

Midday tomorrow. Lovely.

And no going to the office. It is almost worth having a sore back just for that. 

I’ll have to remember to ask him about the leg press, if he thinks that could aggravate it?

Second Gym Saturday

(This is an entry from my journal, I didn't have anything else written)

(I didn't think I should use the photo of dick flashing guy that I took)

5.34am. I was up. Nyr. Normal time for me now a days. I kind of like it now, gives me time on my own.

I took the pizza boxes, from last nights dinner, to the bin on the corner. I mean, what else do you do with pizza boxes.

It was dark and kind of cold outside still.

There was a white Mercedes delivery truck outside in the street with its back doors open.

The bin on the nearest corner was full, so I crossed diagonally, giving way to the white Toyota Camry coming up the hill with bright headlights, and put the boxes in the bin on the far corner.

As I cross back home, I saw that the delivery guy was squatting in the back of his truck in beige work shorts with dark brown leather trim stretched over his hot arse.

Well, that’s nice, I think.

The delivery guy got in his truck and drove away as I closed our front gate behind me and headed to my front door.

Milo was standing in the hallway when I came in.

I make coffee.

5.55am. I am sitting on the big couch with a blanket over my knees.

Milo stands on the couch next to me for a time, but then jumps off and disappears out of sight.

6.05am. Milo jumps back up on the couch and cuddles up.

I read The Guardian.

6.14am. Brun is up. He hops up on the couch next to me.

‘How often I’m called a paedophile online is shocking’: inside Russell T Davies’s horrifying drama about rising hatred. The creator of It’s a Sin is back – and he’s furious. His new series, Tip Toe, explores the rise of homophobia through a feud between two Manchester neighbours. He and stars Alan Cumming and David Morrissey talk death, fear and ‘joy as a form of protest’.

‘Sexy as hell’: filthy and hilarious Heated Rivalry parody musical comes to New York. The smutty hockey show gets the Off-Broadway treatment with shirtless scenes, hilarious one-liners and a Liza Minnelli send-up.

7.10am, I watched Can The World's CHEAPEST Bentley Make It Back From AFRICA? Taylor driving it back from Africa on AutoAlex2.

7.40am. I ate the apple pastry Charlie bought home last night from the restaurant.

8am. I watched Patti LaBelle sing Somewhere Over the Rainbow at Live Aid.

I watched Brian Cox talk about space and the universe. I could listen to him talk for the rest of my life. His voice is calming, and his knowledge is comforting. With people like Brian Cox in the world, I don’t lose my hope for humanity completely.

I watched Thunderhead289 and his 1955 Plymouth, grandma special. Barn find. Not started for many years. He doesn’t get it going. I kind of wonder if the video would have been better if it was longer and he did get the old girl running. 

8.55am. Sam and Otto were up.

10:35am. Brun and I go out the front for a walk. The sun is shining. The sky is blue.

Just for piss and then we’re back inside. That's Brun, and not me, you understand.

10:45am. I go to the gym. It’s nice walking there in the warm sunshine.

The sun shines brightly in a Vespa scooter’s revision mirror as I woke up with Tristan… er? (Oh my dictation is funny. Perhaps, I could write a story, I woke Up With Tristan) um, walk up Gertrude Street. The sun reflecting brightly in the Vespa rear vision mirror would have made a good shot if I’d thought about it before I was too many steps passed it.

10:48am. I’m on the exercise bike.

There is just a couple of chicks in the gym. This is only my second Saturday, so I don’t really know how they go yet.

I’m listening to Queen, end of Innuendo and then The Miracle.

10:53am. An Asian girl and dark-haired guy arrive. I presume they are girlfriend and boyfriend just from their body language. She is all in black, he’s got a pale grey t-shirt on and black shorts.

A Taj type arrives. I had a friend called Taj once, and this guy reminded me of him. Slim, tall, olive skin, kind of Italian looking. White muscle shirt, black active wear pants, tight on him. 

A 30 something Asian guy arrives, all decked out in matching blue shorts and blue t-shirt.

I get into the rhythm of my exercise bike. The gym fills up with people quickly, I think. The music plays in my ears and I slide into my own world.

Taj and the Asian guy leave again. They may have gone downstairs to the downstairs gym, which I think you would call the free weight section, even if the upstairs has a free weight section too. I never go to the downstairs section.

11:03am. Dick flashing boy arrives. Well, there’s a thing, I think. He doesn’t take any notice of me, that’s hardly surprising, I think. I reckon he’d just smoked too much pot and was feeling pot lushy, the other day when he dropped his cock out of the leg of his shorts.

11:08am. A cute, twink, Justin Timberlake lookalike, arrives in long black shorts and a black singlet.

11:11am. There are people sitting on the machines looking at their phones, 3 machines in a row. The Asian chick, Justin Timberlake, and the 30 year old guy in a pale grey t-shirt and black shorts. I want the Lat Pull down that the Asian chick is sitting on.

I don’t really know what the etiquette of the machines is really? Can you say, if you are just going to look at your phone, how about getting off the machine? I don’t know?

I do,

Cable Pull Down

Leg press.

Dick flashing guy is working out near me, mostly the double cable pull down. He’s not looked at me, so far as I can tell.

I take a photo of him, just to remember him by

I suspect it is the leg press that puts my back out. More on that later.

Knee extensions.

I’m gazing at dick flashing guy, he has great legs and a great arse.

Chest Press

The Asian chick finally gets off the lateral pull down. About fucking time, I want to say to her!

Lat pulldown.

11:24am. 30 something Asian guy comes back.

The Asian chick is now on her phone sitting on the seated row. Jesus, girl! Put you phone away. I know we’re all looking at our phones, but between reps, luv, not as the main practice.

Incline lift with dumbbells. I always have wobbly arms with this one as I left the weights into the air.

The Taj type comes back.

Planking, to finish. I’m gazing up at dick flashing guy who is still on the double cable pull down, and it is the first time I clock him looking at me. Our eyes connect, oh yes, you do know who I am, buddy.

11:30am. I leave the gym.

Charlie is in the bathroom when I get home. Charlie is always in the bathroom when I get home. That boy always manages to be in the fucking bathroom. What is it with 23 year olds? Are they still getting used to how their sausages work, and they have to spend an inordinate amount of time working them out?

I get my laptop and sit in our bedroom in my wet gym clothes while I wait for Charlie to get out of the bathroom. I’m kind of cold.

I have a shower.

Midday. We walk into the city.

The sun is shining. The sky is blue. It’s actually a lovely day.

It takes about half an hour and we’re in Bourke Street. Sam disappears inside.

The sun is still shining. Me and the boys stand outside. 

Sam doesn’t come back so we go and sit on our usual seat next to a dark haired boy smoking a cigarette.

Sam messages that he is getting his hair cut. I'm way ahead of you, I think.

A chick walks up the hill in a tight black dress so short you can see the bottom of both her arse cheeks, at the top of her pale legs.

12:40pm. Suddenly smoking boy jumps up and walks off up Bourke Street. And is gone

There are a group of guys laughing just out of sight. It is slightly interesting because I can’t see them. I have a vague idea they are with motorbikes.

A fat chicken in a short checked dress, low cut at the front, giving it jiggling boobies, with short denim shorts underneath, I noticed, after she’s passed by.

There are lots of people walking up and down Bourke Street. Couples. Singles. Boys in shorts with great legs.

12:50pm. Sam is out. We walk up the street a little to Thailand and we eat Thai food for lunch. Sum has beef soup. I have a dry Tom Yum.

1:22pm. We’re walking home.

I stop at The Paperback bookshop to look at the titles in the window, but some loon is on the nearby public phone yelling aggressively, screaming and swearing at someone. “Why have you fucken done this to me! Tell me why you have been such a cunt!”

So, we move on, not exactly conducive to perusing book.

Some loser is outside parliament with multiple large white signs with writing all over them and a loud hailer. What little I read of the signs was every conspiracy theory known.

The loser from the phone catches up to us in Parliamentary Reserve, passing us at speed and plonking himself down heavily on one of the seats there, but he just sits and is quiet.

It was a lovely sunny autumn day. Ah sunny days in Melbourne, there is nowhere better.

1:53pm. We’re home.

We do screens for the rest of the afternoon.

I watch YouTube, a combination of car restorations channels, which I catch up on, and Donald Trump political news, which I consume like I am watching a car accident in progress.

Out Into The Day

The sun is shining, and I'm getting off the couch, with a bulldog asleep on each side of me, and I am closing my laptop, and I'm going out into the back garden, and the fresh air, to do some gardening. 

Get the ladder out, find my gloves, get my secateurs and give it all a good prune.

No music, I think I will just enjoy the sounds of the day.

The World We Live In

It’s an indictment on the world we live in, that it is the NDIS [National Disability Insurance Scheme] recipients who are the biggest losers from the recent budget, and yet all we hear about is how wealthy investors are being upset by tax changes. 

Lovely Girl Trainer

I got a message back from my lovely Girl Trainer, after cheekily asking could I not only continue to use her sports app, but could she update my program to include more days. 

I did say that if I was asking too much she should say.

That’s great to hear you are still training Christian! Well done! 

I’m overseas at a conference but will update your physical when I get online, probably tomorrow or so.

And no, absolutely happy to restart your program - it’s very easy to do and is always great to hear that people are keeping up with the training. Go you!

There are lovely people left in the wold, don't let me anyone tell you otherwise.

I haven't trained with her for more than 12 months. 

She is someone who believes in what she is doing, and just isn't it for what she can get out of it.

Gym Tuesday

Sam goes into the office early, well, the normal time people go to offices. I realised, he has been going into the office on Tuesdays without a word. Unusual for him, as he has worked from home since 2019. He did get a big promotion though.

I have to go to the office on Mondays, and you don't hear the end of me whining about it.

I decided to go to the gym earlyish, 8.45am, and get it done. Boris doesn't start until 9.15am/9.30am and it takes he a little longer to get going. So, if I go at 8.45am, I'm almost done in the gym by the time she opens her eyes and starts to look about.

As I got on the exercise bike, a handsome lad in black shorts that were hugging him, bent right over in front of me first thing. Well, there's a thing, I thought, as I gaze at his sexy arse pointing at me.

I have no idea what he was doing, letting the blood rush to his head, maybe. Why? Shrug. I avoided the temptation to turn my head upside down to get a better look at him. When he stood up again he had blond hair and blue eyes and a boyish face, which was flushed red, as you would expect, and he looked like a boy who had just jerked off. It was a good look on him.

I messaged girl trainer and asked her if she could put exercises in my program for Tuesdays. I am still using her app, even though we have stopped working together for a year now. I'm trying to go to the gym 3 times a week and programs for Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday would help. A bit cheeky, I know, but, you don't get anything unless you ask? She told me that I was her favourite client, so I thought I'd trade on that for a bit longer. We'll see what she says.

I hit send and started to pedal.

A cute, sexy Asian boy was there. He fills out his pale grey track pants impressively.

Tall, skinny gay guy was there. He always wears a muscle shirt and really small shorts, which I always think accentuate his skinny physique.

I do like a empty gym in which to workout.

I was back at 9.50am. It is kind of exhausting to come home to two wiggling jumping 70 kilos of bulldog, although lovely too.

I didn't hear from Boris until 10.30am, I reckon that is about the time her first coffee kicks in

Now, I'm going to the bakery to get a muffin to reward myself. Fresh Muffin Tuesday, yum, yum.

In The Office

6am. I leave home. It’s still dark. I guess when we’re heading towards winter, it’s still dark is an obvious statement.

I pulled down posters from lampposts along Gertrude Street. Nyr. Just tidying up the place as I head to the tram stop.

6:15am. I’m at St. Vincent’s Plaza waiting for a tram. Someone’s Italian father joins me in the dark. He stands, I sit, and we wait.

6:21am. A tram turns up.

There’s a tall lunchy guy in his baggy shorts with tight legs.

Everyone is staring down at their phones. Do you think there is something in that? Everyone glued to a small screen.

Put you phones down guys and look at the world around you. What it go by, I think.

The tram is overheated. I sit here with a view straight down the car to the front, out to the road and I watch the tram jostle about as we move along the road.

6:27am. 101 Collins Street.

6:31am. William Street.

There’s a guy walking his small dog coming towards me.

6:35am. I’m in the lift

6.35am. I'm in the office. Yay me. That art work I have used (for this post) is depressingly cheerful for a Monday. What was I thinking?

All the blinds are pulled down, as I walk into our department, what, do I work with a bunch of fucking vampires? What do these people have against sun light? But, I guess, I can only really control the blinds in my office, despite the temptation I feel to go and open them all.

The first thing I do is smash a cup in the kitchen. I jumped at the sound it made going off like a gun shot. Yeah, good one, Christian. There is no broom and pan? I do my best with paper towel.

I’m swearing my head off, calling everyone a cunt, chuckle. Of course, I’m the only person here, But you know, it feels good.

I’m reading my emails, and they are all shitting me already, and none of them have even arrived in the office yet?

7am. I’m swearing, what is it they say, like a sailor, out loud, but of course I’m the like the tree falling in the forest. I can tell you it feels fucking good though.

7:35am. I’m looking at some journals, what the fuck is sister2sister? Is that when the chicks get to lick each other’s snatches out? That’s when the straight boys get their cocks out and wank off over the two gals going at it, like a toey wolf pack, despite what nice ladies might tell you about their sons. Those boys would happily jerk each other off if they get to watch a couple of chicks licking each other’s verJayJays.

Many a time I’ve seen guys going at it in dark rooms (sure they’ve been gay guys, but straight guys aren’t any different) sticking their cocks into the nearest hole, all heaving and groaning as if they are one single living organism.

7:47am. Nice boys, nice boys, yeah they’re all nice boys until you introduced a bit of snatch, and then they’re not such nice boys generally, despite what their mothers might say about them.

7:49am. There was Willie in the wolf pack watching their brothers in arms take turns on the drunk girl in the locker room, and Willie was having problems getting off, so Adam helped him out, while he finished himself off, now there’s a nice boy for you. They both shot their loads into both of Adam’s hands while Jeremy took his turn in drunk Kylie on the changing benches. She already had four loads in her, Lachlan, Brendan, Liam and Taylor, who was right before Jeremy.

It’s an ugly business, there is no denying it, but that doesn’t make it any less true.

7:49am. AttaBoyBazza with all his muscles arrives.

7:50am. The cute service boy was in with the much admired arse.

7:51am. Cherry, finance chick, was in.

It’s interesting that young gay guys hang around in parks, just for instance, hoping that a couple of strapping lads will turn up and bend them over the nearest park bench taking turns on them until they feel both their loads fill them up. Happy is the twink who is stumbling out of the park in the wee small hours struggling to pull their jeans up as a couple of anonymous dude’s juices dribble out their butt holes.

Why is it that young twinks, who could easily get hurt as much as anyone by big guys have the bravery to put themselves in such a situation and yet chicks are too terrified to do the same kind of thing.

8am. Jason Jones was in.

8:12am. Jason walks back from the printer with his head down looking at a document as he has a habit of doing, so I can freely gaze at his dick bulge in his pants.

I say good morning to him.

Jason says good morning to me.

Jason looks kinda of like Sam. Actually, a lot like Sam. I have thoughts about Jason quite often.

TheBigPoo is in. He is back to his bonkers, cheerful morning attitude, doing impersonations of dogs doing head tilts.

He had his 40th wedding anniversary on the weekend.

The yappy cow who sits outside my office arrives late apparently with stories of her disastrous morning to regale everyone with, kill me now, I think, but fortunately they don’t materialise.

Apparently, I hear later that her lunch let go in her handbag at the train station. No, that is not a smile you see on my face.

10.30am. I have everything pretty much done, I’ve done 4 hours after all, and I’m feeling decidedly bored and am contemplating pulling a sickie and making a run for it. I have that stupid manager’s meeting first.

I think The Midget is working from home? Seriously? So, what am I doing here?

Our meeting is short, none of us really have any issues.

10:40am. I think fuck it after the meeting and I just say straight away that I’m sick and I’m going home. Boris asks me if I’m going to work when I get home and I say yes. “I’ll switch my computer on, sure.”

I tell her it is the continuing stomach problem I have, that I know what it is. And Boris says it’s this place, isn’t it? And I say I wish I could blame it on this place and we both laugh… because we both knew it is that place

The cute service boy says good bye to me by name in the corridor, Bye Christian, it gives me a slight buzz, as I make my way to the kitchen.

I go to the kitchen and get my lunch. I go to grab a couple of bananas to take with me for the tram ride home and I grab a big bunch accidentally and then I’m hesitating with this big bunch in my hand with my satchel open and then after I dither, I just shove the whole lot in my bag and close it and leave. And the whole time the OnlyGoodHRExec is in the kitchen with me, but she has her back to me so I figure it’s okay, but it is kind of risky nonetheless.

10:48am. I’m in the lift going home.

10:53am. I’m on the tram stop and I think I hear a cat and I look up but it’s a man with his baby standing next to me.

I get the tram. The sun is shining.

11:15am. I am home.

The dogs go nuts. Sam puts his hand to his chest and coughs. I smile.

I sign back into work.

The day is easy after that, me, back in my home study where I belong.

Grey Sunday

What a terrible grey kind of day, nothing much to say, the leaves continue to fall from the trees, Autumn is giving a good display, winter is on the way.

We stayed in for most of the day.

Sam had made a big pot of Beef Rendang, so we ate that for lunch, with rice and greens, nice it was too.

Yeah, sure we took the dogs for a walk in the afternoon. 

We checked on some ceramic dog bowls we'd had our eye on in a shop that was finally having a sale. The bowls were $110 each and they weren't included in the sale, of course they weren't.

We got to the bakery, and bought a chocolate croissant and an escargot and we came home and made tea and ate the pastries with the tea.

That was pretty much the day done.

I have to go to the office tomorrow, I hate the company so much for that.

Sam has made me lunch to take with me.

So it is up early and back on the pointless corporate conveyer belt.

Funny, I was looking over my old blogs, adding images retrospectively, some of you may ask why, yeah, well, probably a good question, but I can't help but want to make them as good as they can be. I came across a message from Aby, Don't get caught in some pointless finance job forever, you have greater things to offer life. Ah Aby. Shrug.

Lovely Saturday

I went to the gym after breakfast, yes I did. Right back into it. Not so hard, as it turned out.

We went out to lunch. The sun shone.

The wind blows and the autumn leaves dance in the air about our faces. The wind blows again and autumn leaves fly in the air around our heads. The wind blows again and autumn leaves are blowing up the street.

And that was about all we did, today.

A good Saturday, just what Saturdays were made for.

I fell asleep on the couch in front of the TV. I love that.

My Day Off

Sam's not working today. He's got a mental health day because they have all been working especially hard on a new project. They all got the day off.

Yeah, yay, good for him, there should be more mental health days for everyone. It's nice that successful companies give a bit to their employees.

Having said that, Sam hasn't stopped yapping on all morning. He got a tax bill he's unhappy with and now he has been talking about that endlessly, when I say endlessly, I'm not sure I am conveying the real meaning of it.

Down with the govt, down with the system, how could this happen? Woe is me!

I joked, you sound like you'll be voting for Pauline Hanson next.

He smiled cheekily, and replied it will be One Nation all the way at the next election.

The party that has no answers.

They couldn't do any worse. (that is so often the political intellect of Pauline Hanson voters)

We both laugh.

He's funny. 

Voting for Pauline Hanson? It's a baffling development. Pauline Hanson is ugly Australia. Why would anyone want to vote for the ugliest aspects of Australia by voting for her. She has never done one thing for Australia, other than whinge and complain to bring the attention back to her.

You know all parties get paid per vote received once they get over a certain threshold, I still reckon that is the reason she does it.

Anyway, now Sam is trying to organise me into doing something for the day. He's talking about grocery shopping. Oh, yes, spoil me, let's do that.

I shiver with anticipation.

Back At The Gym

I got myself off the couch at 10.30am and got to the gym.

I thought about the cute guy in the tiny shorts and the colourful tattoos with the big, thick dick, I can't lie, but nothing that interesting happened.

There is an older chick with a young blond trainer. He has terrible over-sized black shorts on that make him look like he has a big girl’s arse. They are not doing him any favours. The older chick has big tits and every time she finishes a rep her t-shirt has kind of bunch at the top of her tits, kind of making them look bigger every time. All I can think is, just imagine lugging those puppies around. No thanks.

There is a bald guy, with an boyish adorable face, dressed all in black also exercising the gym he has a nice tight little arse on him by the look of it.

There is also a tall guy with earmuff headphones on, I think he is one of the trainers.

10:45am. The cute, muscly accountant with the square, black metal glasses who always wears a muscle top arrives. He reminds me of the first guy who had the hots for me when I first came out, so it’s always good to see him.

I start my 20 minutes on the bike. I’m getting back into it quickly. The burn on my legs is bearable already.

The bald guy leaves.

The tall trainer in large, big-girls-arse, shorts and his middle aged female client leaves.

The muscled accountant with the square, black rimmed glasses leaves. Bye honey.

I finish on the bike.

So then, I was working out with one of the big tall trainer, I call Lurch. Just at the same time, you understand, not being trained by. There are a few trainers who work at my gym and they are all really tall.

I listened to the Rolling Stones and did my workout.

So, that's pretty good, I've been four times in the last week, or so, since I got myself back to going.

Good for me.

11:06am. I leave the gym. The muscled accountant, with the square, black rimmed glasses, leaves at the same time. He’d been in the downstairs gym all along doing free weights.

I gaze at his arse in black shorts as I walk down the street behind him.

I re-write my old blogs for the rest of the day.

Late in the afternoon, we take the dogs for a walk.

There is an adorable English boy sitting outside at the Townhall Pub looking at his phone. He says something about Brun as we walk past. Did I bring Brun back because of how cute he was. Yeah, sure I did. (But I would do the same for other people, yes, I would)

“This is Brun,” I say to the cute English boy.

He pats Brun telling Brun how gorgeous he is. You too buddy, I think as I watch on. He says I made his day because he’s obsessed with bulldogs. He smiles at me. Adorable, with an adorable English accent. Takes me back to my days overseas when guys were attracted to me because of my accent.

“Just keep talking,” they would say. Truthfully, that was the American boys, more so than the English lads.

Sticky Fingers

I forget how great Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers really is.

Another good reason for working from home, I get to listen to the music I want and not on headphones.

It's an easy day, and my last for the week, thank you Mick.

Otto is lying at my feet like a big pair of red slippers.

The Guy At The Gym

Sam went to the office 8:30am. It was one of his rare days in the office.

I worked from home getting all my work done. I kind of had everything done by about 1pm.

So, I went to the gym. I wanna get into a routine and try and keep going, I think it’s easier that way if you get a routine happening, in fact, you kind of begin to like it if it becomes a part of your week. That’s what I think.

You know, if you go kind of automatically. It's just a part of what you do.

I like going during the day because either there is not very many people in the gym, or you get the gym to yourself, anyway it’s never really busy with people in your way, so I like it.

I get on the bike for 20 minutes at the beginning of my workout, which is what I always do.

A really cute guy comes and gets on whatever the leg machine is next to the exercise bikes. He’s got muscle and tatts and he's got a shaved head. He had on the smallest pair of black shorts you’ve ever seen on a guy in the gym. He had great legs coming out of those shorts too.

So, he was doing leg crunches, I guess they were. He spent a lot of time with his legs wide upon you know with his tight shorts and his bulge in those shorts. It was hard not to look, he was a good look.

But, I kind of got the vibe from him that he wasn’t keen on me looking at him. And I didn’t really need to anyway, I was there exercise, I’m not there to look at guys.

But I looked a couple of times. I’m only a human. Those legs, those shorts.

We’ve both finished together and he got a wet wipe to clean his machine and I got a wet wipe to clean my machine. We made eye contact and he held the eye contact longer than expected, and I smiled just because I was trying to be friendly.

Then he’s walking away and I’m cleaning the bike and he looks at me and he pulls the leg of his shorts to the side and flops his big cock out. Nice it was too.

So, I guessed at this point that he wasn’t giving me don't-look-at-me vibes, earlier, I guessed at this point he was, perhaps, giving me look-at-me vibes. I’m not very good at differentiating those things.

Anyway, he left the gym and I continued with my workout. It made me smile though. Nice dick, buddy, I thought. More guys should flash their cocks.

I don't know if he wanted me to follow him, but I didn't want to follow him. I wanted to workout and get some kind of routine happening.

It rained on and off for most of the day.

Monday In The Office

In the office, what can I say? Nothing. You have heard me say it is a complete waste of time many times, and I am sure you don't want to hear me say it again.

Kill me now, was my first thought as my laptop fired up at 6.30am.

I left early. I knew Boris wouldn't question it. And she didn't.

Rainy Sunday

The rain came. It rained all day.

It is Sunday, so of course, it is cleaning day. Sam cleaned. I vacuumed. I watered my plants. Indoors, and the garden plants, the ones that don't get directly rained on.

We ordered in, noodles for lunch. Thank you Hungry Panda.

We sat around and listened to the rain on the roof. It continued to fall all day.

The two dogs lay together, like they have a habit of doing, a couple of bookends.

I caught up on all my car restoration shows on YouTube, that was cool.

Of course, sitting around and doing nothing is my forte. I guess I should have gone to the gym, but who wants to go outside when it is raining. Besides, do gym on the weekend, when all those people are potentially there too?

Late in the afternoon, the rain did. actually, stop and we walked the dogs, there was the lightest sprinkling of rain for some of the time while we walked. Really gentle. Kind of nice, really.

We ended up at the supermarket for food, when it was getting grey and greyer outside.

We got home before the rain started to fall again, but when it did it continued to fall for the rest of the evening. 

We chose the right window period in which to go out, as it turned out. What do you call that? Intuition? Do you think as a species we can smell the rain coming, it's just that we have become desensitised to our power?

Ha, ha. Maybe? I don't know, I'm just practising talking shit now. We seem to have a knack for it, down't you think? Shrug. Maybe.

Sam gets out his floor cleaning machine and cleans the tiled floor, kitchen, walk way, laundry. Sam is a sucker for a floor cleaning machine. 

How clean does the floor need to be, I ask him? As that machine whirrs on and on. I'm not really one for housework

The rain continues to fall outside.

Brun lays snuggled up to my left leg on the couch gently snoring.

I look up and think yum when I see a big bottle of apple juice on the kitchen bench, which turns out to be sunflower oil, which was really disappointing, as you can imagine.

I take my Explorer socks off so I can walk across the wet tiled floor to the fridge to get a glass of blackcurrent juice.

Otto pushes his ball to my feet, and looks up at me with big puppy dog eyes that say, throw it for me will you.

And the nightly relentless ball throwing begins.

Sam prepares my lunch for tomorrow in the office.

We Went to Altona Beach

 

It was nice down there. What would you call it, the beach side suburbs? The western suburbs beach side suburbs. It was easy and relaxed and not crowded with people. It just seemed like a nice, relaxing place to be.