Nothing but a Leather Choker

David, it all happened at home, apparently. There was quite a fuss. She arrived at hospital wearing nothing but a leather choker. (creates a pretty picture, now doesn’t it) She is still outraged about why they did not give her a bed, instead they stuck her in a wheel chair. Yes, she has made a formal complaint, apparently.

The boyfriend was so freaked out, tweaked out, fucked up, that he stayed in Dante's house for 4 days before he dared to leave, could bare to drag himself out. To be fair, a boyfriend for Dante is someone who hasn't left by morning. So who knows who he was? Sebastian had to lock up the house after Twitchy eventually managed to pull it all together. Apparently, Sebastian is none too please with this turn of events. I'm guessing that means that Sebastian had to monitor the "boyfriends" goings on over this period.

Dante said, that he had noticed that his left hand side had become paralysed and his heart was missing a beat as they... dear God it doesn't bare thinking about, such a mental picture could be scaring... were "at it." Apparently, she has a heart, who knew. So he asked the boyfriend, from Ireland, Mr Potato Head, to call 000, which he did, which saved Dante's life. She remains in Love with him. Christian.


Omg!!! That's full on!!! I'm more in shock, saddened... than seeing it as funny!!! It's quite tragic quite frankly !!! Oh Dear!!! Speak laterxx. The leather choker, though, is quite the touch!!!
David


Oh darling, the only thing that would have made it funnier would have been if the bitch died! In her own vomit, with the syringe still in her fucken arm! And Sebastian Instagramming the whole thing.

Do you eat seafood risotto? Diner, tomorrow night? I'm cooking.
Christian


6:18pm. You are outrageous!
Risotto sounds great 
David.