Pauline Hanson’s disparate band of racists is poised to win up to 11 seats in the forthcoming Queensland election, says the news reader breathily, like it is news (in Victoria).
So, what, I think, and I presume, all Victorian’s collectively think. What do we care? Why would we give political outcomes in Queensland any thought? 

We all know that Queensland isn’t the sharpest state in the Commonwealth, if they vote in the red-head’s party of division, then they deserve them, quite frankly. In fact, the more power the “I don’t loykit” party gets in Queensland, the quicker, and more likely, they are to implode like they did the last time they won 11 seats in 1998, and that will only give us Mexicans a really good fucken laugh.

But does the world return to equilibrium naturally, One Nation um... er... forgot to register for the South Australian election? So, yay for South Australia. Huge sigh of relief around the Torrents.