I Thought I Had No Words...

So, the Australian people voted the worst government in Australian history back in. Queensland is like Mars, the rest of Australia is like Venus. Okay then, we no longer want to hear from entitled millennials, the product of disastrous parenting anyway, bleating on about not being able to afford to buy their first house, Australia has said it doesn’t care if you rent for the rest of your lives, so shut the fuck up. Stop your whining.

We no longer want to hear about climate change, Australia has collectively said it doesn’t care that your children’s lives are going to be short and miserable as they are poisoned by the atmosphere somewhere around middle age, certainly before they die of natural causes.

And please stop complaining about your low wages, as Australia has just re-elected the government that created your low wages, you fools.

Australia has just re-elected a government that has no policies beyond ruining the economy for its own ideology so that future governments will have no choice but to cut universal medical, increase the cost of education, cut funding for public schools, and cut services all the while continuing to give rich people all of the advantages while screwing over the less advantaged. (Or is that a government that has policies given to it by Rupert Murdoch?)

And no more complaints about your power bills, because if you can’t afford to pay them, this government doesn’t give a shit about you, be under no illusion.

Please, no complaining in the future Australia when you get what you deserve. Roads, not public transport, coal mines, not renewable energy, no energy policy, and electricity prices which will not reduce, probably religious freedom laws, discrimination against anyone who is not white and Christian, you won’t want to be transsexual that is for sure, the poor screwed over, no rise to the dole, which is simply cruel, the rich will get richer, the poor will get poorer, and society will become even less equal than it has ever been, what that will do to so-called “terrorism” who can say? You will hear more about trickle down economics, which doesn’t work, and border control, which will, no doubt, be used to take away even more of your privacy, while your data is sold to the highest bidder. You can kiss the Murry/Darling good bye as water rights are sold to more mates. Take a holiday to the Great Barrier Reef, before it is wiped off the face of the earth. (You’d be advised to do that sooner than later)

And please keep silent as the planet falls apart. No one gives a shit!

It’s a good thing Australia ratified its abortion laws in recent years, as the miracle loving no-lie-is-beyond-him prime minister would probably have us go down the Alabama road otherwise.

Good luck everyone, because you are going to need it. Miracles? That is the kind of bullshit this talking in tongues leader believes. Blahblahblahblahblah. Head spins 360 degrees. The dead get up and walk. I think I just saw fucken Jesus.