Sunday, June 20, 2004

Sooks

Sooks are made for coddling and patting and reassuring and holding tight. Coy faces, incorrigible. And shaking and slapping arses and... and... black eyes, for some - I find black eyes so sexy on a man – if we can't stand the whining that may follow the caressing, like so much hot air up the chimney. You can placate the bottoms with a finger, but the tops become more problematic.

Adopt the pose, as if mouths open like baby birds cheeping for a feed in the nest, for the slow steady whimper that they are naturally predisposed. Keep their mouths full, it is the only way to keep them quiet.

Boys suck better on command. Stronger jaws, and a natural propensity to want to satisfy their curiosity. (Get them drunk, feed them drugs and then they are curious again on a whole other level)

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But don't come whining to me afterwards like a sook.


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