Friday, July 16, 2004

And God Said

When I play God he says, No greater act can a man perform than to spill seed with his brother. Such acts will lead to eternal glory and the promised land complete with virgin boys playing lutes. 

(okay, the lute players aren't virgins, but none of us want them to be virgins anyway, that's a straight guy thing. We like our lute players to be men… and to know what they are doing. You know, out of the box trained)


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