Theo

Take them down, Theo, honey, we're ready. When Theo was a teenager in Moonie Ponds, he used to service all the unhappily married men in the area. He bought his first car when he was 18 that way. True story. I had my time with him when we were both in our early 20s. We used to lie in my bed Sunday mornings and he used to tell me about all the things he got up to to get that car, which he still had then, a white Holden Calais. We used to go cruising in it. He used to call it his old man car. He was nice, I liked Theo.