I was going home every night with a pain between my eyes, which is the real reason I decided to give in and get specs.
They're great, I can see things. When I look down, I look like I have really big hands. I'll go show Charlie - nothing on that front - I said. Bec laughed when I told her.
But, how do you keep the bastards clean? Fuck me, I'm always touching them and smearing them with my fingers. Bec says it'd because I take them off and on all the time, as they are only for reading. The cleaning thing is a pain in the arse!
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You need to get yourself a cloth from an optometrist. Never, ever use a tissue to clean them as it scratches them to buggery and after a while light refracts, so everything takes on the appearance of the Peel at 5am.
Don't wash 'em either and avoid at all costs my special trick of sitting on the fuckers.
Thanks Mikey. I have no idea, who'd have thought it would be so hard. The Peel at 5am? Um?
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