The dog chased the 33-year-old transvestite while on a walk with its female owner around the grounds of Cornwall's Pendennis Castle — a fortress built by King Henri VIII — on the morning of July 10, the newspaper reports.
When the woman finally found the dog, she saw the man had mounted it.
Can you picture this, some tranny humping your dog?
"Jees Narelle, that's not somepthink ya see every day."
Can you picture this, some tranny humping your dog?
"Jees Narelle, that's not somepthink ya see every day."
Police were called to the scene while staff detained the man.
Can you imagine what the, traditionally, straight-laced police would have thought? "You wouldn't fucken believe it even if I fucken told you."
The tranny was escorted home and made a full confession.
Not, in a state of undress, one would assume. Do you think his lippy was smudged across his face? Think about it.
A police spokesperson said: "Other agencies were liaised with and he was handed over to them."
One guess what agencies?
The man received a caution for outraging public decency.
And the dog got a bunch of flowers and an apology and a promise that he would call.
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