30-year-old US man Matthew M. exposed himself several times telling those he flashed they would see the "biggest penis in the world".
Okay, let's see it. He should head down Commercial Road on a Saturday night and try that same trick.
Police arrested him at his apartment, where he was allegedly surrounded by bags of cocaine. Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt. Matt?
He was charged with two counts of exposure of sexual organs, and possession of cocaine and drug paraphernalia.
But, more importantly, was it? Hands raised in the air, questioning look. He's pretty cute we all want to see it. Was it worth looking at? Was it big? Was it filling up with blood, Matt? Would you let us touch it? Enquiring minds want to know? Why don't they confirm the most interesting parts (ha, ha) of the story.
1 comment:
Oh well, if it needed two counts, then maybe his penis really was big.
On the other hand those two counts might just have been for his balls in which case we may never know.
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