Let's Have A Clean Out

Blue Eyes is out of here in 2 days. As pretty as you are, good riddance, mate. What an insipid waste of space, you really are. The head of HR, off you go. What is it they say, the fish rots from the head.

They are giving him a bloody big payout to send him on his way, not sure why? What's he done to deserve this over anyone else? I ask you? I'd like to believe it is the only way they felt they could get rid of him. The way it has been done raises questions.

And he has proven himself to be as self serving even on the way out. He has a slight tax problem, which amounts to $1000, and he is pushing for the company to pay it. This is a man on 500K a year. Me, me, me, everything for me.

I remember when I first met him, he was suddenly next to me unexpectedly, "Hi, I'm [name]" 

Oh, well, "hello," there. Goodness me. All that blond hair and those dazzling blue eyes, I'm sure they have helped get him to where he is in life, perhaps with less merit than his good looks warranted.

Speaking of rotting from the head, it's a pity he hasn't taken his side kick Fillet of Fish with him on his way out. I don't hear much from the buck-toothed, peroxide-haired cow any more, thank to Lordy do dah day, but true to form, I heard from her lately and it was all dramas and recriminations and a big fuss over absolutely fucking nothing, as it usually is. I just think she is stupid and that is the only way she can operate in the world. If she was in American, she'd be wearing a red cap and dreaming of sucking the orange one's cock.

Maybe, the HR department can become unfucked with his departure, here's hoping. The young members of it are all quite good. They just have to weed out the old dinosaurs, and Blue Eyes departure is a bloody good start. Just a couple to go, Fillet of Fish, what a nightmare, and Ponytail, not a fucking clue.

Of course, the secret to life is kindness, and I might not sound too kind here. Sure. But, you have to draw the line with people who are toxic. Besides, if I say it here, I'm less likely to say it to them. You know, while Blue Eyes is history, I may still have to deal with Fillet of Fish, and if I get it off my chest here, its so much less likely to colour my communications with her, when and should they occur. That is, if I can't avoid her altogether, which is the best strategy. Naturally. If you can avoid the shit on the footpath, your shoes will stay clean. Life is too short to be wiping shit from your shoes.