Stripper

Would you name your daughter Maddison?

We seem to have a rash of them at work lately. Lots of Maddisons, itmust have been a popular name for kids 20 years ago.

Don't you think it sounds like a stripper's name?

Maddison Monroe performing here tonight. Come watch what she does with cumquats!

It just feels like you'd be relegating her to a life where she'd have her snatch out for money for drunk men late into the night.

If she ever rose above the corus line of chick's who take their clothes off for money and got her own place, she could call it Maddison's Minge

What's the boy equivalent? Mitchell, I guess. Maddison and Mitchell could do a double act, Mitchell and Maddison Do Melbourne, oh, but, I guess, that's no longer stripping.

But, let's not be squeamish, Mitchell and Maddison are good sorts. That's why people pay to see them take their clothes off.