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SMS. 7.54. Another lovely morning Miss. Here’s hoping it brings good fortune for us both – Tom

SMS. 8.20. I’ve got obvious beard rash from Manny and the washer in the kitchen sink is pouring water everywhere…that’s how it’s going thus far – Christian

I had to go and get a new washer (and wrench) to fix the cold water tap, which was pouring everywhere, before I went to work.

SMS. 9.12. Good luck with your op today – Christian

SMS. 9.12. Thanks! – Tom

When I went out for lunch, there were pretty wog-boys everywhere. Didn’t know where to look… well, I did know where to look, but they don’t always like some gay boy staring at the stitching on their jeans.

SMS. 14.32. So many wog-boys, so little time – Christian

Tom had his exploratory – up his dick – to see if they could quarterize the bleeding.

SMS. 18.18. (Tom) How’s ya cock? – Christian

Subject: Well, well, well

Just by coincidence the woman I work for at the Urchin Bar....Tina U... her brother owns The B's Arms....

Rachel

PS Is that how you spell coincidence?

Subject: Well, well, well

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fat, ugly N? Yukko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christian

Subject: Well, well, well

He has squillions though, apparently. Allegedly, owns an island somewhere. But he’s practically a hermaphrodite.

Rachel