You're Fantastic

SMS. 7.08. A stellar day for us Miss. How was your mother yesterday? Hope today is just grand for you!! – Tom

I went to bed late last night. Tim gave me all of his porn DVD’s, as he says he doesn’t watch them any more. No? Guess’ why? Tim said he had great sex on Saturday night. You’d hardly think that he’d have anything less. Nicholas is such a sexy boy. I couldn’t help but notice the bulge in his pants last night. Well, it doesn’t help when he and Tim wrestle on the couch, during most of which Nicholas has a hard-on. It’s kind of involuntary, I don’t plan to look, my eyes can’t help but go there, he’s got an incredible bulge. He caught me, a couple of times, after which he put his hand over the offending lump, but the smile never left his face. The boy’s hung like a donkey. I lay back in my couch so I couldn’t even accidentally look.

I got up late. The race was on.

I opened the front door to leave, almost 9am, the sun was shining gorgeously, the day was fantastic. I just couldn’t go, I just couldn’t face getting to work at 9.30am. I was at the front door, I’d just dead locked it, when I decided not to go. It’s the funny the things you don’t know you are going to do, five minutes before you do them. So I called and said I was in too much pain. “I must have been clenching my teeth last night, and now it is throbbing up the side of my head.” I just called, didn’t think, now it’s done.

On to gaydar, natch. I fell like sexy. Just a couple of joints more and I’ll be ready. I reckon sucking a cock now, even with stitches in, would be just fine.

I got the coffee beans.

I’ll pay my bills.

I’ll look at the family history stuff I got from mum.

All the things I was too stoned on the weekend to make myself do.

Subject: well?

well how to reply to that!

i just want too see somthin', read somthin', get inspired and rock. anything, I'm desperate.

you can work all momento if you like, we're artists damn it and won’t be conformed.

yeah thats right.

so just send me sooooooooooomething. so i can get involved, anything.

do you get the impression that mr debrant aint too thrilled to have us visit at the same time!

talk about fussy, sick, patient guy.

I’m glad we go at the same time so the conversation isn't always about sick stuff.

you know he really should give up smoking!

xx

i await your reply anxiously.

oh and hey,

i flicked on the telly last night and the arias were on and nominations were being read out for something and i looked at one clip and thought hey that’s my bathroom!

ha my bathrooms on the arias! ha. we've almost made it i reckon!

xx

oh and did i mention that i found Robs half naked body posted on the internet on some fucked site?

yeah, apparently he, i mean 'Tailor' has been cruisn' chicks and having cyber sex for ohhhh umm about 3 months... ah the world do work in mysterious ways, anyways off course the story is a liiiiiiitle more full on than i let on here and i am couching my hurt, shame and embarrassment in humor because that's what we do right?

but the upshot is i now have that blue beard twist, yup curiosity killed the cat alright!

Ab

Subject: wow

too true too true....

octopus are so hot! way hotter than guys anyway...

hence why i have one tattooed across my back i guess.

hey lets work this into blue beard.

xx

ps

i love your stoner mail... i laugh and laugh and laugh;)

Ab

Subject: Hi Chris chris

You're fantastic Chris chris, i was wondering just yesterday if you were taping some of it for us – up until then i hadn't even thought about it actually. So how was Campbell's party? Any goss to share?? We're on Phu Quoc island at the mo, little island off the south coast of Vietnam, actually really rainy at the moment.

We arrived yesterday, after being in Cambodia – we went to Angkor Wat Chris chris – it was fucking amazing, we climbed to the top of one of the towers and sat chatting to some monks for a little while, it was so beautiful, fucking hot though. Mark and I have both been having evil thoughts about some of the monks – "that's hot", they get around in those bright orange robes, with skin heads, and one nipple showing, you just can't help but wonder! So we'll be here on the island for a few more days, then we head to Hoi An, which is famous for clothes and tailoring and such things, and spose to be very pretty. Then back to Hanoi for a few days before we come home, got homesick for the first time yesterday, and I've got a bit of a cold so that might have something to do with it.... Anywho, gotta run, thanks for taping Emily for us – how many are left in the comp??? Feel free to tape as much of it as you like chri. Love ya, Luke.

Hi chriso...markee's got a bad sore toof...wid absess and pain and hurtyness....went to the chemist and got anty botics...over the counter....very groovey...having a good time but starting to miss home 2...I miss my Kai pants very much... but can't think of him too much cos it makes my eyes wet....miss you 2 chriso.....Love ya..M(ark)