Friday, January 18, 2008

Suicidal

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

I got a call centre in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck.

 

1 comment:

Gabriel said...

wicked. i love your sense of humor. i think they forgot to check if you have a beard. hope you'll get better soon.