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"Well, if Sebastian doesn't get himself some pussy very soon," said Shane. "We're going to have to enrol him in Straight Boy 101." |
We can't understand why the beautiful Sebastian isn't getting sex. He is gorgeous, 29, funny, smart, Italian, speaks 5 languages, has 2 degrees, has travelled the world, comes completely trained out of the box, is a true 21st century boy. He is straight and he wants a shag.
"What is wrong with the girls of Melbourne?" I said. "More to the point."
I was sorting the washing. I picked up a pile of jocks and said to Shane, "These are Sebastian's." I picked up the top pair and held them to my nose. "Pity they are clean."
Shane smiled.
"Did I just do that?" I asked.
Shane smiled again. "That's okay," he said. "I'd do the same thing."
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