Leo

Leonardo DiCaprio has just split with his model girlfriend. What is it with movie stars and model girlfriends? Like oranges and lemons or swings and roundabouts, they seem to go together, like they don't have enough good fortune already.

Apparently, Leo has an enormous schlonger... he whacks his leg somewhere just above the knee... Down to here.

According to the girls at the Playboy Mansion, that is. The size of Leo's appendage is. I hold my hands apart. Yes, er, the girls in the Playboy Mansion. A reputable source, you ask? Haha. 

I watch all sorts of crap TV with Mark and Luke. They love their TV.

Apparently, the young good looking actors get in for free, or get the goodies for free, or party hard for nothing, or something. There are many perks to being young, handsome and successful, apparently.

Ain't that the fucken truth. I remember it well.