Paris, Monday

Taylor Swift was spotted speeding through Paris in a black van with what was described by one observer as 5 males strippers in police uniforms.

(was Taylor going to a fellow stars aid?)

Does Kimmy have a new coffee table book coming out entirely dedicated to her arse?

(and she needs to publicise it?)

I guess we'll just have to wait for the next instalment of her reality TV show, Kim Gets Taken Hostage in Paris.

(coming to a TV channel for you... no doubt)

Apparently, Kris Jenner's initial response to Kimmy's robbery in Paris was, "Were the camera's rolling?"