Perfect Timing

My dog was sniffing me outside Coles. He was sniffing with quite an intensity. 

Snif, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff.

Oh, I don't know what possessed me, but I leant down and said to him, "Do you want me to sniff your arse?" I said. "You'd like that wouldn't you." You know, it's a doggie thing.

I thought it was funny, it amused me. Passing time, while we were waiting for Sam to finish shopping, what can I say.

But when I looked up, an old woman who had just come out of Coles just with perfect timing to hear me. She was giving me the most horrified look. Her head rotated as if on a swivel as she walked past me, not taking her eyes off me.

Oh, but, but, but... I thought. It was a joke.

She looked behind at me keeping her eyes intently on me still with her mouth open in astonishment. She looked like she thought I was a complete pervert.

Then the whole thing just made me laugh. Ah fuck it! Who cares?