Monday, January 19, 2026

HR Stupidity Spreading Like A Virus





Our dopey arse manager in charge of HR now a days, The PonyTail, uses 'may' in her emails when she really means 'could' or 'can' and it is just weird. It always grates with me. (a bit like the author of the emails) I so want to say something. 

"Did you drop out of school in year 7, or what?" Or something of the sort. Oh, could you imagine? Oh, I so want to.


Well, guess what? As if the world was so completely unfair. Oh, which it is, er? Um? One of her HR minions, Taylor Swift, is now using 'may' in the wrong context in her emails, now, as well. Grrrr!

I drew in breath, immediately I read the email. I immediately started to formulate a reply in my head. That is not proper grammar… um, I knew that I couldn't, no, I couldn't. Was this karma for all my HR bitchiness? I laughed at myself, at the turn of events. Well played universe. So, even if The PonyTail exits the picture, Taylor Swift is there to carry on the, er, what would you call it? The annoying bad grammar?

It is, of course, a direct example of the stupidity of HR spreading like a virus, you cannot deny it. No, you can't.

One bad apple, rots the rest, isn't that what they say?


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