What To Do?

My big boss, The Big Poo sent a message via Boris that he wants me to attend the office one day a week, namely Mondays.

I told Boris, well, here's exactly the message I sent to Boris, 

I want to work permanently from home. I think I have proved I can do it. It will make me unhappy to go into the office.

I realised later, that she won't convey my message back to The Big Poo, she told me, her job is done.

Boris has completely given into HR, anything they now want they can have, with a side note of, how fast would you like me to provide it to you.

The Midget, who seems to have been promoted to supervise us now, under The Big Poo, (not sure if it has anything to do with the Big Poo's brain tumour last year, or not?) also seems willing to do anything for anyone, no conditions, with the required response of, How high would you like me to jump.

I wonder if Boris got a bad review?

The Midget is being all hung ho because of the promotion, no doubt.

So? What to do?