Up North

I'm off to Queensland for a week. Yay! Getting away. Sun and sand. My flight leaves for Port Douglas at 9am.

Get away to some where remote, where the beach is pristine white and the water blue. Truth is, that it's all resorts now up there, so there won't be too much that is too remote, except for the Queensland brain. That's pretty remote. There's a very good reason why Queenslanders call us, from down south, Mexicans, because there is that much difference between us and them. Queenslanders are weird, small town thinking in the biggest state in Australia - um, if you don't count Western Australia, that is.

Redneckville, to be sure. A place where all the skanky religions from America get a foot-hold.

Backwards? No, I wouldn't exactly call them backwards. But nearly.

See you in a week.