My God is a fuck,
with the man I love.
Jesus was the big cock
around who the boy disciples flocked.
I only see the holy spirit
when a black woman sings,
wailing on high
up on heavens wings.
Allah is so cranky
that he can't show his face.
The Jews have weak stomachs
that's why they watch what they eat.
Buddhists pretend to be happy,
while Hindus do it with cows,
all the time the Jehovah's
are kicking down your doors.
The Mormons have shiny white teeth,
and five wives a piece,
who'd have thought that?
Catholics are anti everything,
unless, of course, it feels bad.
And the Scientologists,
well, they are completely mad.
The deluded go to church
in tweed cardigans and skirts.
The angry go to mosques
wrapping their brains so they don't hurt.
The nauseous go to synagogue,
all day Saturday, I believe.
Some worship fat idols,
some go to confess,
some wear coloured glasses,
why, is any one's guess?
The meek shall get down trodden,
by all of them, as they push
the competition away
and the atheists, who love everyone
will inherit the earth that way.
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