Friday, June 13, 2008

On the Tram

It was the whole gang on the tram this morning.

"It Boy" in casual clothes and his hair cut to a number 1. Nice. He was sitting down so I couldn't see "it."

Slitherin and Revolta were up the back making their usual kissy faces. Oo! Get a room! Get brown paper bags!

Pretty boyfriend was there minus pretty girlfriend. I hope they haven't broken up.

Dripping eye woman, with her wet, gooey eyes, her faded floral house dress, dirty black coat, men's shoes and wheelie trolley.

Face-lift lady, with her stretched plastic skin and fixed expression. She looks like an android and if there ever was an argument for ageing gracefully, she is it.

Sparky was there too, reading his newspaper.

The two cute Xavier schoolboy brothers got on with me. The older one is hot. He's going to get so laid in a few years. Drunk at pubs.

Even the screamer was on board - with his spidery hands and mouth like a torn purse.

Clearly, I haven't been walking enough to work.


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