My Favourite Quotes From the Internet That Made Me Giggle When I Read Them

Reading the internet this morning, here are a few comments made by other people that I liked.


Adrift in a sea of discontent, the Ship of Fools never had anyone at the helm from the outset of Fuhrer Abbott's reign. The boat was a "hand me down" from Herr Howard's days with marine borers disguised as cabinet members eating out the timbers from the inside. The navigator was alseep on watch, the helmsman had no course to steer and it has been all hands to the pumps trying to keep the poor thing afloat ever since the election. The barnacles have been the only things left to plug the holes. Time to scuttle the sad old vessel and watch the rats swim for it.

MESSAGE FROM AUSTRALIA: To ANY other country out there. Would you like to swap our leader for yours? Genuine offer. All applicants considered.

I'm so conflicted, I want him (Abbott) to stay because they will definitely lose the next election, but I am afraid of what he might do between now and then. And I sooooo want to see the (his) blood.

Tony Abbott is the gift to Bill Shorten that never stops giving.

In the same way that the Howard Government rode its inept way to success on the coat tails of the mining boom, Bill Shorten must be carful not to ride on the coat tails of Tony Abbott's ineptitude to success.

Something's got to happen, Abbott is a spud

Predicted this day, I went to School with Mal, never underestimate the determination and resilience of a Grammar Boy. (Fletcherbeaver note - barph!) He'd make a far better PM than this brain dead buffoon. I reckon by mid '15 the coup will be on # seat warmer Abbott.

Turnbull? Recycling old trash isn't going to save the Coalition of Clowns at the next Election.

Tony Abbot is a smelly rabbit and he's gimpy looking.

Everyone is over the Goose. What a failure as PM.

Actually, I believe they (the liberal party) are canvassing Ronald Mcdonald but he's too busy and a bit too politically savvy to accept

liberals getting rid of the bannicles of the ship, now the ministers and captain need to walk the plank.

Abbott's very good at using the Chewbacca defence
When you use a totally bullshit argument that has absolutely nothing to do with the case being tried (it is satire on the OJ Simpson Case). This term comes from the popular TV show South Park - This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. DAMNIT!

The Liberals have painted themselves into a corner of a burning house. They cannot roll Tony, that would be dysfunctional by their own standards. Tony is too arrogant and delusional to resign. I guess that just leaves them all going down with the ship and their Captain. It looks like the Australian people will stop that boat(s) after all.