Thursday, January 15, 2015

The Cunt

I like the word cunt, it is kind of definitive. There is no grey area when you drop it into a sentence, people know you mean what you say. Sure, there is some shock value, but so what, we need to get over the sensitivity of being shocked. 

If you are deliberately setting out to shock people well, then, people have a legitimate claim to being shocked. But, if people are shocked when you are simply using langue to make a point, then get over it baby the world isn't just here for you.

Some people consider it a heinous word of despicable proportions, I am not sure why? I guess, it is the princess and the whore thing, yet again. The virgin, the mother, no doubt it has some incomprehensible association with the virgin what's her name. (You know so closely associated with all those old men in frocks who molest alter boys)

It is funny that equality only applies to some aspects of life and not all. All of that gentlemen and lady stuff should be swept away as we are all equal now right down the line. Funny though, it doesn't make any sense that it is such a heinous word, considering what straight boys think about vaginas, you'd think "cunt" would be slang for god, or something.

I never used to use that word, I was a private school educated boy who's vocabulary didn't extend to such swear words. (sly look) Over the years I have had mostly boy housemates, but there have been some girls and it has been the girls who taught me to use the word.

I know some chicks get highly agitated with its use (that's saying it, not poking something into it, although most chicks, from what I've heard get agitated by that too, but in quite a different way from all accounts) like you have run your fingernails down their spiritual black board (or is that, run your fingers over your spiritual clitoris? Whichever?). They have a tendency to squeal that they are offended by it. But, you know, people take offence at anything now a days. Funny that we all rail against political correctness, but most of us are completely under its spell, even if we'd deny it if asked. 

So, you know, my answer to people who shriek offence at, what are only after all, words, even if it is only inside my head, is So what? So you are offended? What of it? If anything, it is probably good for you, it takes you out of your comfort zone and makes you think? Doesn't it make you feel alive? Aren't you sick of all of the beige in your life?

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